A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah,<br />my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see,<br />your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a<br />date<br />via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a<br />secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.<br />As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had<br />used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,<br />nine months<br />later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:<br />You've got male!