The New Birds and Bees

harkawy

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A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah,<br />my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see,<br />your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a<br />date<br />via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a<br />secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.<br />As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had<br />used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,<br />nine months<br />later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:<br />You've got male!
 

Reel Poor

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Re: The New Birds and Bees

Sooooooo,,,,,Were does the Storke come in? :confused:
 

rwise

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Re: The New Birds and Bees

LOL :D :D :D <br /><br />
Originally posted by Reel Poor:<br /> Sooooooo,,,,,Were does the Storke come in? :confused:
you want that fried or broiled
 

KaGee

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Re: The New Birds and Bees

Mama always said, never know what you'll end up with if you bypass the firewall!
 
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