SpinnerBait_Nut
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
heaven-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman
so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up
and down the east coast, he started to head west.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look them over and select
the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer
asked for the man's opinion.
"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the
other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic-looking human
one could imagine.
He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer,
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"She was just a weeeee
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met her."
heaven-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman
so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up
and down the east coast, he started to head west.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look them over and select
the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer
asked for the man's opinion.
"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that
you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the
other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"
So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic-looking human
one could imagine.
He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer,
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"She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you
met her."
