The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

[BoatBuoy]

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women:


10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for for when your on the road.

8. If you admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Geez BB, if your wife see's that your going to be alone with your gun!

 

[Turin]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Good one ahh well ten

 

[Jim13]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Those are pretty good. LOL.

 

[levittownnick]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Yea but do you really want to look at the business end on a cold night?

 

[LadyFish]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Yea but do you really want to look at the business end on a cold night?

My thoughts exactly. LOL

 

[CATransplant]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

1. A gun won't keep you warm at night.
2. A gun won't do your laundry.
3. A gun won't bear your children.
4. A gun won't help when you are feeling a little frisky.
5. A gun won't bring you chicken soup when you have the flu.
6. A gun won't sympathise with you when your boss acts like a butthead.
7. A gun won't help you remember your kid's birthdays.
8. A gun won't help you into bed when you've had more than a few too many.
9. A gun won't laugh at your stupid jokes, no matter how many times you tell them.
10. A gun won't make sure you don't go outside with your fly open and a big stain on your shirt.

 

[OV1961]

Re: The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns

Every boat should have one A short barreled 12 gauge with a pistol grip is a good choice -- If you live in a free state that is.