Things change

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JGREGORY

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Things Change As We Age<br /><br /><br />As we age, our priorities change ........<br /><br />The other day a man came home and was greeted by his wife,<br /><br />dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of<br /><br />short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do<br /><br />anything you want."<br /><br /> <br /><br />So, he tied her up and went fishing. :eek: :eek:
 
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gaugeguy

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Re: Things change

:D That one hit close to home JG...this is a true story.<br /><br />When I lived in CA, football started at 10 in the morning. My wife asked "what do you want to do today?" I replied "I wanna watch football". Well that wasn't good enough for her. She threw a hissy fit about me laying around on the couch watching games for 6 hours. So I said to her, "let's try something different, let me tie you to the bed." She agreed so I bound her up, turned the TV on in the bedroom to a football game and then left the room, shutting the door behind me and watched football in the living room til 4pm. When I finally untied her, I had to make her promise on all of her families lives that she wasn't gonna brutalize me, and she didn't. We got divorced 2 years later :D :D :D
 
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Re: Things change

There's an idea. Like the Hooker who said give me $100.00 and I will do anything you want. So the guy gives her $100.00 and says, "Paint My House"
 
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Re: Things change

Originally posted by gaugeguy:<br /> :D That one hit close to home JG...this is a true story.<br /><br />When I lived in CA, football started at 10 in the morning. My wife asked "what do you want to do today?" I replied "I wanna watch football". Well that wasn't good enough for her. She threw a hissy fit about me laying around on the couch watching games for 6 hours. So I said to her, "let's try something different, let me tie you to the bed." She agreed so I bound her up, turned the TV on in the bedroom to a football game and then left the room, shutting the door behind me and watched football in the living room til 4pm. When I finally untied her, I had to make her promise on all of her families lives that she wasn't gonna brutalize me, and she didn't. We got divorced 2 years later :D :D :D
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It's hard to see where you went wrong there.<br /><br />Possibly shutting the door on her made her feel excluded and led to the divorce.
 
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gaugeguy

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Re: Things change

You know what Tink, I see her about 3 or 4 times a year, and we still laugh about that day.
 
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