whatsadixie
Seaman
- Joined
- Jul 22, 2002
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.<br /><br />(Hardly seems worth it.)<br /><br />If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.<br /><br />(Now that's more like it!)<br /><br />The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.<br /><br />(O.M.G.!)<br /><br />A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.<br /><br />(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)<br /><br />A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)<br /><br />(I'm still not over the pig.)<br /><br />Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.<br /><br />(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)<br /><br />The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.<br /><br />("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")<br /><br />The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.<br /><br />(30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine??)<br /><br />The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.<br /><br />(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)<br /><br />Some lions mate over 50 times a day.<br /><br />(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)<br /><br />Butterflies taste with their feet.<br /><br />(Something I always wanted to know.)<br /><br />The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br /><br />(Hmmmmmm........)<br /><br />Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer<br />than left-handed people.<br /><br />(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)<br /><br />Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.<br /><br />(OK, so that would be a good thing....)<br /><br />A cat's urine glows under a black light.<br /><br />(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)<br /><br />An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.<br /><br />(I know some people like that.)<br /><br />Starfish have no brains.<br /><br />(I know some people like that too.)<br /><br />Polar bears are left-handed.<br /><br />(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)<br /><br />Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for<br />pleasure.<br /><br />(What about that pig??)<br /><br />Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.