Re: This is hilarious!
Having lived for a short time in a one bedroom apartment that approached slum conditions with a bunch of promises made before I moved in that were never fullfilled...I find this hilarious!
One of the conditions when I moved out was needing to clean behind the stove (I lived there 3 months and never cooked in the place) and when I mentioned the stove had obviously never been cleaned behind previously because the feet were rusted to the linoleum from the split neck on the kitchen tap that sprayed water vertically all over the cabinets and counter if you tried to use it....hence my electrical tape repair on the neck!
The landlord threatened to keep my deposit and ruin my credit rating for failure to clean behind the immovable stove. I mentioned the toilet paper wall repair in the bathroom that was painted over in my proposed lawsuit amongst a hundred other things....a call to my lawyer solved that one.
I left them a huge shielded lock on my basement locker (which was empty) as a present, should only take half an hour to grind off with a 3/4HP angle grinder as the hasp was easily 1/2" thick.
