Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
- Messages
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Sorry if it's a repost....still some good ones<br /><br />Birds of a feather flock together and (poop) on your car.<br /><br />When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.<br /><br />A penny saved is a government oversight.<br /><br />The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.<br /><br />The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.<br /><br />The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.<br /><br />He who hesitates is probably right.<br /><br />Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."<br /><br />If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. <br /><br />If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. <br /><br />The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. <br /><br />There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
And the roman numeral thing, thats getting too personal. 
