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a married couple were driving home from a get togeather at a friends house when they drove thru a seatbelt check.....
seeing the police road signs on the road, the male driver quickly reached over....grabbed his seat belt and buckeled it up just as he was rolling to a stop beside the police officer.
the officer asked the man....."were you wearing your seat belt" ?
the man responded....."of course i was officer.....if you dont beleive me ....just ask my wife !"
the officer turned to the woman and said "is that true maa'm....is he telling the truth"?
the woman says to the officer ......."in 25 years of marrige i've learned never to disagree with him when he's drunk" !
seeing the police road signs on the road, the male driver quickly reached over....grabbed his seat belt and buckeled it up just as he was rolling to a stop beside the police officer.
the officer asked the man....."were you wearing your seat belt" ?
the man responded....."of course i was officer.....if you dont beleive me ....just ask my wife !"
the officer turned to the woman and said "is that true maa'm....is he telling the truth"?
the woman says to the officer ......."in 25 years of marrige i've learned never to disagree with him when he's drunk" !