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There was a travelling salesman whose car broke down on a lonely country road. It took a couple hours to make it to the nearest farm house, and by then it was completely dark.<br /><br /><br />He knocked on the door and when an old farmer answered the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night.<br /><br /><br />"Why sure, young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk," said the hospitable old man. "But, I ain't got no good looking daughter like ya always hear about in them jokes."<br /><br /><br />"Oh!" said the salesman, with a hint of disappointment in his voice. "Can you tell me how far is it to the next house?"<br /><br /><br /> 