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rosco_59

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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room watching tv and I<br /> said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent<br /> on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happens,<br /> just pull the plug."<br /> <br /> She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.<br /> <br /> *****...
 
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Elmer Fudge

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Re: vegetative state

Really? huh! That happened to someone else on here not so long ago. :p ;)
 
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Twidget

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Well I must have missed it. Funny joke Bob. :)
 
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"Repetition is the key to humor."<br /><br />Don't agree. Repetition is a key to boredom.
 
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llfish

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In most cases that is true JB. In this case you are correct.
 
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cpj

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Yeah Bob, dont you know that you should do a search of the brazilion posts here at I boats, just to make sure that someone hasnt already said the same thing? :rolleyes: <br />What were you thinking?<br /><br />Please think before you post, that way we are not bothered by R.P.S. (repeated post syndrome)<br />:toungeincheeksmartalleckremark:
 
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alden135

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:) <br />That cheered me up a little as I just found out my father had a heart attack.
 
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rosco_59

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Alden I am sorry to hear about you father, if it cheered you up a little then repetition was worth it. Next time I will scour all the past posts to see if someone already said it. Sorry if I bored you with that one.
 
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cpj

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Originally posted by bob jr:<br /> Alden I am sorry to hear about you father, if it cheered you up a little then repetition was worth it. Next time I will scour all the past posts to see if someone already said it. Sorry if I bored you with that one.
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I hope my post was dripping with enough sarcasm to let you know that I liked your joke, Bob. And the comment was made to well , they either got it or they didnt.
 
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scrapper

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One of the reasons I don't do the joke thing so much anymore theres always one that tells you it old and been posted a dozen times before, or wants you to search the arcives of 1000,00000342 post to see if its there! I DON"T Think so sunshine!!
 
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That is funny, even if I had heard it before. :D <br /><br />Say, have we ever discussed regular or syntheic oil before? :p :p
 
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technostingray

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> "Repetition is the key to humor."<br /><br />Don't agree. Repetition is a key to boredom.
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Gee, I wonder why? You obviously misunderstand the comment and have never watched a Laurel and Hardy film. They say laughter is contagious and I think so is grumpiness. :cool:
 
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rosco_59

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OK no more jokes. yes I posted about the regular or synthetic oil. I chose the synthetic. I guess there are some here that will say something about that. But that was my choice. I will find out soon if it was a good one or not. Lighten up guy's and have a nice day.
 
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Dont let a few grumps run your jokes off Bob. This board needs more humor. <br /><br />Personally, I think it is hard to find a joke that has not been told in some fashion before. So, logically no one should attempt humor anymore right?<br /><br />Keep on keepin' on. :)
 
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A repeated joke is about.....hmmmmmmmmmm.........1 million times more enjoyable to read that the personal attacks, trolls, and political garbage that goes on in here.<br /><br />Ya know what.......some of us might not have read every thread ever in the DC, some of us have other things to do. JB and others.....no offense to you guys, so what if you heard a joke once in 2002 and then in 2004 and then again yesterday......DEAL with it. Sitting here and reading you guys bash a joke because you heard it, is to me more boreing than a joke that I have heard a few times. If ya heard it before then may I suggest the same line of thinking you all force feed every single member who complains about the politics and trolling...................DONT READ IT. If the majority of the board has heard/read the joke then it will float down into the hundred or so pages of old posts never to be seen again until a year down the line someone will get it in a email.....will think its funny......and post it on here with the good intentions of cheering us up and relieving us from the other nonsense of the DC......only to be criticized for not knowing the thing was posted once. Sorry to rant..........but this place is getting to be less and less fun to belong to.
 
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scrapper

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Re: vegetative state

I stand with what P.O.N.Y . said and Technoknowtwitall Yes I feel much better Now!! Oh Yah heres my smilie :)
 
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