Vice President Shoots Lawyer

jtexas

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Re: Vice President Shoots Lawyer

Ya know, this wouldn't happen if people would put the topic in the topic! :)
 

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> Ya know, this wouldn't happen if people would put the topic in the topic! :)
I'm so sorry jtexas and I will not let it happen again. :D
 

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Glad to see you got that vague topic title straightened out SBN. :D
 

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Guess ole Cheney tired of people saying he was a chickenhawk, coward that dodged the draft, he is now involved in shooting people. Understand the lawyer had put a towel on his head to keep from getting sunburned.<br /><br />Oh yeah, given a chance a quail will fly.
 

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Originally posted by txswinner:<br /> Oh yeah, given a chance a quail will fly.
Er, not always. Sometimes they run.
 

txswinner

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Not when they let them out of a cage. You do not think this was like a fair hunt do you??
 

heycods

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Originally posted by txswinner:<br /> Not when they let them out of a cage. You do not think this was like a fair hunt do you??
Documentation sir?? I guess your one of thoes Jimmy Houston slanderers?? You trying to start shmtin? Huu Well ;) :D Are Ya?
 

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What if it was the other way round, ya think that lawyer would've been showing folks how to swing from a rope correctly? :eek: ;)
 

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Will they settle out of court :)
 

Booner

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I'd still rather go hunting with **** Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy
 

bootle

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For some reason i thought that there were more Quayles(sp) in Indiana than Texas ;)
 

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I can't wait to see the late night shows and the next "Satuday Night Live" show to see the hillarious skits they'll make up on this one. <br /><br />I'll bet this VP Hunting skit will play clear into the next election. :D
 

txswinner

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Don't take Cheney duck hunting hell he will shoot the decoys.
 

txswinner

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Hey Booner you better at dodging bullets than at swimming or do you just think Cheney is a bad shot. Personally, I do not care to have anything to do with either of them. One and the same to me.
 

heycods

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Originally posted by Booner:<br /> I'd still rather go hunting with **** Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy
You got a valid point there. :D :D
 

jtexas

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Re: Vice President Shoots Lawyer

Originally posted by BoatBuoy:<br />
Originally posted by txswinner:<br /> Oh yeah, given a chance a quail will fly.
Er, not always. Sometimes they run.
I think mostly they use the golf carts.
 

jtexas

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stupid double post. I'll take this opportunity to share an original joke (I made it up myself).<br /><br />Cheney: Hey Ted, let's go hunting.<br />Kennedy: Great idea! I'll drive.
 
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