W. E. Coyote v Acme Company

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Much too long to quote in its entirety.

some excerpts:

My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hearby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company....

...products which did cause him bodily injury due to defects in manufacture or improper cautionary labeling....Such injuries sustained by Mr. Coyote have temporarily restricted his ability to make a living in his profession of predator. ...

...the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force, as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of approximately fifty feet. ...

and on and on...

 

[CJY]

Re: W. E. Coyote v Acme Company

Caveat emptor d

 

[crunch]

Re: W. E. Coyote v Acme Company

In addition to reducing all Mr. Coyote's careful preparations to naught, the premature detonation of Defendant's product resulted in the following disfigurements to Mr. Coyote:

Severe singeing of the hair on the head, neck, and muzzle.
Sooty discoloration.
Fracture of the left ear at the stem, causing the ear to dangle in the aftershock with a creaking noise.
Full or partial combustion of whiskers, producing kinking, frazzling, and ashy disintegration.
Radical widening of the eyes, due to brow and lid charring.

 

[LubeDude]

Re: W. E. Coyote v Acme Company

This will be settled out of court due to Mr. Wile coyote`s admission that he didn`t properly read and follow the manufactures directions and by his own admission using said product in a way that the manufacture didn`t intend.

 

[WillyBWright]

Re: W. E. Coyote v Acme Company

I was about to say that Coyotes can't read, but he admits to being Super Genius. He's toast! (Or pancake, or accordion, etc. )