SpinnerBait_Nut
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The Pope was visiting New Orleans and was then flying to Houston but was detained due to mechanical problems with the plane. Not wanting to miss his next scheduled stop, he requested a limo to drive him instead. Shortly after departing the airport in the limo, the pope asked the driver to let him drive because he never gets to do anything for himself and it would be a refreshing change. The driver happily agreed and quickly switched places with the Pope, handing over the steering wheel and taking the Popes place in the back. While driving on I 10 the Pope was enjoying his drive a little too much as he broke the speed limit and passed a patrol car who happened to be Deputy Boudreaux.
Boudreaux put on dem flashing lights and siren and pulled dat limo over real quick like. He walked up to the driver's window and gasped for air when he saw who was driving. He say, ?Wait jus a minute, ah got to make me a phone call?
Boudreaux rang the precinct and ask for the Sheriff.
He say, ?Shariff, may ah got me a BIG PROBLEM??
The sheriff say, ?What?s dat, Boudreux??
Boudreaux answers, ? Ah dun pull over somebody VARY IMPORTANT!!?
The sheriff say, ?More important dan me, duh Shariff??
Boudreaux say, ?AWWW YAH? more important dan you!!?
Sheriff say, ?More important dan our mayor??
Boudreaux say ?AWWW YAH, more dan him, too?
Sheriff axes ?Boudreaux, More important dan our Governor?!!?
He say one mo time, ? AWWW YAH, more important den her, too!!?
So the Sheriff says ?May Boudreaux, who dah heck you dun pull over??
Boudreaux replies, ?Ah don?t know, but he got dah POPE DRIVING FUH HIM!!!!?
Boudreaux put on dem flashing lights and siren and pulled dat limo over real quick like. He walked up to the driver's window and gasped for air when he saw who was driving. He say, ?Wait jus a minute, ah got to make me a phone call?
Boudreaux rang the precinct and ask for the Sheriff.
He say, ?Shariff, may ah got me a BIG PROBLEM??
The sheriff say, ?What?s dat, Boudreux??
Boudreaux answers, ? Ah dun pull over somebody VARY IMPORTANT!!?
The sheriff say, ?More important dan me, duh Shariff??
Boudreaux say, ?AWWW YAH? more important dan you!!?
Sheriff say, ?More important dan our mayor??
Boudreaux say ?AWWW YAH, more dan him, too?
Sheriff axes ?Boudreaux, More important dan our Governor?!!?
He say one mo time, ? AWWW YAH, more important den her, too!!?
So the Sheriff says ?May Boudreaux, who dah heck you dun pull over??
Boudreaux replies, ?Ah don?t know, but he got dah POPE DRIVING FUH HIM!!!!?
