Went fishing this morning

Fishing Dude too

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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs
 

Home Cookin'

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Re: Went fishing this morning

true or false? I'd have to say a tie, since everything on the internet is true, and everything a fisherman says is a lie.

Good one
 

BlkY2k

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Re: Went fishing this morning

Thats alcohol abuse wasting it on a snake.
 

WIMUSKY

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Re: Went fishing this morning

Yeah, I don't think there are too many cottonmouths around Lake Erie.... Funny tho........
 

royal0014

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Re: Went fishing this morning

Joke's been around the 'net for awhile, usually in the vernacular of a Creole........
even funnier that way :p
 

MikeM8560

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Re: Went fishing this morning

true or false? I'd have to say a tie, since everything on the internet is true, and everything a fisherman says is a lie.

Good one
What's the difference between a fairly tale and a fish story?
A fairy tale starts"once upon a time" a fish story starts "this is no fu#%€@img zhit !"
 
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