What a woman says: <br />"This place is a mess! <br />C'mon, you and I need to clean, <br />Your stuff is lying on the floor <br />and you'll have no clothes to wear <br />if we don't do laundry right now!" <br /><br />What a man hears: <br />"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON <br />blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I <br />blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR <br />blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES <br />blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"