Re: What is a "spider"
I know, wrong forum, but since the moderators haven't censored it yet, here goes..............<br /><br />A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. <br /><br />"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" <br /><br />The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" <br /><br />The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. <br /><br />The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" <br /><br />He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" <br /><br />The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." <br /><br />A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. <br /><br />"You're finished already?" the husband asked. <br /><br />"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." <br /><br />Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her. <br /><br />"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
<br />Then your buddy would laugh at you...<br />instead, you posted it here so thousands can laugh 
