WHERE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

Bart Sr.

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INGREDIENTS---12eggs(large or xlarge)--2#brown sugar--4 cups granulated sugar--1 tablespoon vanilla--1#butter (softened)--3# chunky peanut butter--1# chocolate chips--1# M&Ms--8 teaspoons baking soda--18 cups oatmeal (mix baking soda and oatmeal together before adding)..........MIXING DIRECTIONS---Beat eggs (not foamy)--Add remaining ingredients IN ORDER AND MIX AFTER EACH ONE!!!--Scoop onto UNGREASED sheet pan allowing room for spreading. (A ONE AND ONE HALF TO TWO INCH BALL FOR EACH COOKIE)--Place rack in center position and bake at 350 degrees for 12 to 14 minutes. Adjust time for doneness and color.--DO NOT COOK JUST BY COLOR AS THE COOKIES GET DARKER AFTER COOLING!!! ALLOW to cool for 5 to 7 minutes before removing from pan. THEN ENJOY!!!! :) :D THANKFULLY AND RESPECTFULLY BART (SEVERELY LANDLOCKED) SR. P.S.---MAKES 9 TO 10 DOZEN!!!!!!!!! :eek:
 

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Now the wife has seen this Im in trouble Bart!! I already need to loose weight!! Hope your Yammie runs out of gas.. :) Not.<br /><br />Got any good ones for..Seafood? Cappy and I love it! Oyster, shrimp, and I even like gator tail.<br /><br />How about you...You like deer sausage? Its great if you fix it right. You can get creative and add to it!<br /><br />Cookies were great! Thanks
 

Bart Sr.

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MY GOSH I'M LOSING IT!!!!!!!!!!! There should be 2 TABLESPOONS CORN SYRUP AFTER THE VANILLA!!!!!!!!!!! Doesnt seem like much but they are not the same without it. THANKFULLY AND RESPECTFULLY BART(SEVERELY LANDLOCKED) SR.
 

Capt. Bob

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Geez......this is really sad to watch. <br /><br />Just goes to show you that a man without a boat............ <br /><br />This is gut wrenching. I am PUTTING OUT A CALL to all "mankind" to help this poor soul get back on the water!<br /><br />HANG IN THERE BART !!! We're Coming !!!<br /><br /> :( :( :( :(
 

CalicoKid

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Re: WHERE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

Can I just double all ingredients if I need MORE, Cookie-Monster Sr.?
 

Bart Sr.

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CAPT BOB I could feel the VIBES coming in from all around the world for awhile but today the intensity went nuclear!!!!Thanks to you and your call to unity!!!! CALICO KID The first time I used this recipe I was going to make cookies for about 75 people and since I had gotten it from my neighbor Ithought I should TRIPLE it---BIG MISTAKE!!! By the time I was ready to add the 54 cups of oatmeal I had 5 gallons of batter!!!! Needless to say I froze half of it and STILL had cookies for 150!!!!! So we had treats for a while!! So now I NEVER forget to visualize how much a recipe of anything will make. One recipe takes me 8 hours to cook!! So do your thing!! THANKFULLY AND RESPECTFULLY BART (SEVERELY LANDLOCKED) SR.
 

miloman

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Re: WHERE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

now thats a good ecipie although id be to scared to try it
 

OBJ

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Geeez Bart....living without a working boat must be a living he**. My heart goes out to ya' man...*sniff**sniff*..... But the recipe sounds great. Going to try it!!
 

neumanns

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I use a recipie very simular but on a smaller scale and the kids love them! we call them Monster cookies. Very thick batter, hard to mix. but they are the kids favorite.
 

Bart Sr.

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neumanns---Yes this is a Monster Cookie recipe.<br />At least it is easy to make smaller.<br /><br />OBJ---I was without boat last year.This year I could end up with as many hours as the other three combined.LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!<br /><br />miloman---It isn't as hard as it looks.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: WHERE MY COOKIES!!!!!!!!!

Hey Bart, is them thar oats regular kind or the instant kind?<br /><br />I got all my stuff together to make some but just needed to know.<br /><br />I think I will put my mixer thingys in a drill and use it instead of the mixer.
 

Bart Sr.

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I use "Quaker Oatmeal".It's usually in the hot cereal section.<br />The stuff in the round box.Definitely NOT the instant stuff.<br />That would be like using instant grits. :eek:
 

Bart Sr.

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OOPS!!!!! I should have said 'way back' that all mixing needs to be done by HAND. :)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Hey Bart, thanks for the recipe.<br /><br />I have been baking all morning.<br /><br />Have a family reunion this week-end and making them for that.<br /><br />I cut all the stuff in half and it worked great.<br /><br />Also tryed something else too.<br /><br />I put about 4 good helpings into a 6x9 cake pan and let them do their thing and then cut them into square cookies.<br /><br />More managable that way.<br /><br />They are good though.<br />Again, thanks. :)
 

LadyFish

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:D When I read the title of this thread I thought Bart lost his cookies on his computer so I didn't read on. Now I see he just plain lost his cookies. :D <br /><br />Thats a great recipe and I intend to try it myself for my Bunco Gals next friday night.<br /><br />Thanks!
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Hey Bart. The cookies turned out good, but have a question.<br /><br />What do I do to make them not want to fall apart?<br />You know, make them more firm.<br /><br />MMMMMMM!!!! More firm. :eek: <br /><br />Oh shut up SBN before you get in trouble. :p
 

Bart Sr.

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SBN---Cut down the eggs by 25% and the corn syrup by 50%. <br />I prefer them soft myself.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Thank you sir Bart.<br /><br />I cut it in half to start with and I am still baking cookies. :D
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Hey Bart, I'm still baking. :cool: <br />One more question.<br /><br />What can I do to keep them from trying to stick to the pan? :confused:
 
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