A man suffers a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.<br /> He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."<br /> The nun asked, "Do you have money in a bank?"<br /> He replied, "No money in any bank."<br /> The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"<br /> He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."<br /> The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God!"<br /> The patient replied, "Send the bill to my breother-in-law."
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