WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

88spl

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WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES...


Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:


Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.

They said the Pabst beer is normal.

I didn't know you liked beer.
 

aspeck

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

Yep, just like a husband to never know what his woman likes :eek::%
 

JB

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

Had a male secretary once. . . from the company pool.

I gave him a handwritten analysis to type up. It was on an Output Board.

He brought it back to me neatly typed up: "Analysis of the Putput Broad".
 

gonefishie

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

8)8)

There's a male secretary where I work, he's as queer as they come.
 

RubberFrog

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

What about brokeback? Weren't those guys rednecks? 8)
 

Link

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

Now thats a keeper 8)8)
 

Bob Fort

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Re: WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

Men aren't secretaries because they don't have the ability to spend a significant percentage of every work day ordering things from QVC while making it look like they are on-the-job productive.
 
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