Re: Wife's Big 50 - Need suggestions
Re: Wife's Big 50 - Need suggestions
Don't usually post jokes, but this one seemed to fit the thread
A man was desperately wondering what to get his wife for her 50th birthday, which was approaching quickly.
He overheard her talking to a friend on the phone, lamenting the proximity of the big 5-oh, when she blurted out "How I'd love to be six again!"
For several weeks he planned, and organized, and planned some more, all so that he could make his sweetie?s special day perfect.
On her birthday morn, he awoke her bright and early and whisked her off on a surprise trip to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride ? the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything!
And five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach TURNED inside out - straight to a McDonald's, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then, off to a movie (the latest "Star Wars" epic) with hot dogs, popcorn, CANDY FLOSS, Pepsi, Jordan Almonds and Red Vines. What an adventure! Finally, they wobbled home and fell into bed where he leaned over lovingly and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened.
"You idiot! I meant my dress size!"
(The moral? Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.)