Dave Abrahamson
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- May 8, 2003
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'<br /><br />He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. <br />Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need <br />to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will <br />prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my <br />meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going <br />to go upstairs with me, and we will make the kind of love that I want. <br />After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will <br />wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will <br />massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to <br />dress me and comb my hair?"<br /><br />His wife replied, "The *&%#@&* funeral director would be my guess."
