Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

CATransplant

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The year was 1970, and I was not too long out of the USAF and had returned to college, somewhat older and a little wiser....very little. Just 25 years old and, well, with the exuberance of youth.

Those were the days of the hippies in California, of course. Well, I had a boat, of all things, even though I had little money. It wasn't much, but one person could ski behind it, even with three others in the boat.

So, one sunny afternoon in the middle of the week, my roommate and I, along with our girl friends, decided that the afternoon would be better spent on the water than in classes, so it was off to the lake.

I will confess, at this point, that we indulged in a little of the smoke from an illegal herb on our way to the lake (I gave all that up decades ago), and were in pleasant moods when we launched the boat on a lake that was so uncrowded that it seemed empty.

Off we motored to a favorite cove for waterskiing. With nobody around, apparently, someone wondered what it would be like to waterski naked. Well, no sooner thought than carried out, we soon found out.

We were having great fun, each taking a turn at skinny-skiing, enjoying the nice weather and sunshine. In the boat, we had our suits on, but the person on the skis was wearing nothing but sunshine.

Imagine our surprise when the sheriff's boat tooled up the cove, with lights flashing.

Fortunately, it was one of the charming girlfriends on the skis at that time, and the deputies in the boat let us off with a stern warning. I think they may have been distracted from their duties just a bit.

I doubt they'd have been as understanding if it had been me or my roommate on the skis at the time. :p
 

ekinnee

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

I figure that would have been painful with "things" flapping in the breeze...
 

Maclin

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

The term "Skier's Enema" keeps going around in my head....
 

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

You do realize there is a retired cop somewhere telling the story of the naked people in the cove skiing right now......... :)
 

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

CATransplant don't want to get too personal, but do you have children, and if so, are these the type of stories you tell them about your younger days? :cool:

I'm saving all my stories till after I hit fifty. Statute of limitations, plus a small safety zone! :D
 

CATransplant

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

Ha! No children, and I just turned 63. So, I guess all the stories are fair game at this point.

1970 was a different time. No question about it. We were all young and full of whatever we were full of. Somehow, we thought nothing of stuff like that.

Now, I guarantee that you'll never find this 63 year old geezer skinny-skiing. One look would kill all the fish in the lake, I'm quite sure. :D
 

branman1971

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

I ended up naked while skiing one time, although that is not how I started out. See, I was 11 or maybe 12 and just learning how to ski, and when I did a face-plant into the water, and forgot to let go of the rope, I was dragged a bit and off came my skis, followed by my shorts, and they were not to be found again. To make it worse, I was with a church youth group, so the boat was full of kids, half female, and they all thought it was so funny wrapping a towel around me to get back on the boat. Wish I could do it over again, I would have the boat circle around for another go.
 

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

Ha! No children, and I just turned 63. So, I guess all the stories are fair game at this point.

1970 was a different time. No question about it. We were all young and full of whatever we were full of. Somehow, we thought nothing of stuff like that.

Now, I guarantee that you'll never find this 63 year old geezer skinny-skiing. One look would kill all the fish in the lake, I'm quite sure. :D

The little city lake (Germany) where we swim here is "clothing optional”.

I have to say that “most” (I will use the word “most” with emphasis) often, I wish the women without suits, would go home, put one on, and not comeback. :eek:

I won't even get into the naked men. :eek:

Some of the ones that wear suits aren't much better. I think someone forgot to tell them that string backed speedos don't look sexy on 75 year old 300 pound men. :eek:
 

jay_merrill

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

OK, so I'm tryin' to imagine this .... the skiin' is fun, Mr. Happy and the boys are flappin in the breeze, I'm on a nice slalom ski, zipping back and forth across the wake at a speed higher than that of the boat, let's say about 50mph on the cuts and .... oh my! disaster! I've fallen and Mr. Happy, et al are gettin' "beat up" by that very unforgiving and hard water!!!!


This is why even Cheech eventually told someone to "back away from the bong!"


Disclaimer: I admit it, I did all that silly stuff in my youth too. In fact, my first automobile was a by-gawd, certified, Haight Ashbury hippie VW microbus! Bought the bus for 50 bucks with a blown engine, bought a beetle with a running engine for 100 bucks, swapped the motor into the bus and sold the beetle for 50 bucks, Man I loved those $100 cars, complete with a coat of house paint in various colors and those goofy, plastic flower stickers!
 

bamadave

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

I wish I had my '63 VW bus back. ***** is when I had it, gas was 50 cents a gallon, and the funny stuff was 15 a sack. Don't ask me how I know.
 

ne7800

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

i keep telling the wife when we get it running good we need to take the boat to a cove and go skinny dipping :D
 

jay_merrill

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

I don't skinny dip any more - scares the fish! :D
 

Uraijit

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Re: Youthful Stupid Exuberance Trick

I have to say that ?most? (I will use the word ?most? with emphasis) often, I wish the women without suits, would go home, put one on, and not comeback. :eek::


Why is it always the ugly ones? ...I reckon it's cause the decent looking ones get enough attention with their clothes still on...
 
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