heres a joke for a change

jimlad

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''




(its ok im blonde )
 

RubberFrog

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Re: heres a joke for a change

A fitting joke when you have a quote from The Lady in your sig!
 

jimlad

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Re: heres a joke for a change

i apologise for that i was using smileys from smiley central and was not aware of the rubbish that comes with it when its downloaded i386 informed me of the problems with it and it has been uninstalled from my pc sorry again about that .
jimlad i got a virus alert form your smily down load
 

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Re: heres a joke for a change

no problem my soft ware got it before it could do any thing
 

jimlad

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Re: heres a joke for a change

yeah i just went back to my post with the smiley on it to delete it and at the bottom was a link for smileys and i didnt put it there but i have deleted it now so should be ok
no problem my soft ware got it before it could do any thing
 

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Re: heres a joke for a change

That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh this morning! :)
 
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