Best Ad Ever

[Navy Jr.]

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Still... it's a nice bike, eh?

 

[redeye1962]

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What is really funny is they do not understand each other either but expects us to understand them. Gotta love it.

 

[QC]

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So true ^^^^^^ mine is always upset with one of her girlfriends. "She should not have said it like that", "She thinks her kids are soooo perfect." "She can be soooo mean." The worst part is they have no idea that they're just experiencing what we get all day, every day

Is there a way to make a thread invisible to certain members? Oh, I don't know . . . maybe LadyFish should not see this . . .

 

[mphy98]

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So where is Ladyfish on this one????????????????? Her absence makes me worry.

 

[david_r]

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What is really funny is they do not understand each other either but expects us to understand them. Gotta love it.

yeah but you can bet your bottom dollar they know and understand us perfectly.

i can talk to my wife on the phone and she can tell if i been doin anything wrong... and usually know exactly what it is...... well most of the time

she says men are predictable and its mostly because of the word in the middle of predictable.......... sorry dont mean to offend anybody

oh and by the way my wife used a word/phrase on me that wasnt in your definitions, but i predict it has a similar meaning to one of the other words. the word/ phrase was "oh thats nice"................. the thing is im an auto mech and she had this horrible smell in her car a few months ago and when you turn on the vent it would make a thump thump noise then howl like it was off balance. we have 2 teenagers driving so i told her to use one of theirs till i got a chance to look at it. well the smell went away a little while back and so i figured i would work on it when i had time to tear the inside apart............. it took maybe 5 mins to get the blower out, turned out it was a dead mouse... exactly what i told her it was.

after all that work in the heat , , i had the car fixed. when she realized how long it actually took, since she was the one handing me tools, she says "oh thats nice" and turns around and tells me "put up your own damn tools" . then she stomps back in the house and slammed the door .............. i have this rule at home since we have 2 trucks and 2 cars----- when im workin on yours you have to hand me tools and run back and forth to the tool boxes.... and when im done they have to wipe down and return my tools to their homes...... seems fair to me................... but you guessed it i put my own tools yesterday.

 

[redeye1962]

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I think there will start being a charge on this thread for the venting sessions

 

[david_r]

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Still... it's a nice bike, eh?

oh yeah nice bike..fast too.............. but he didnt buy that just to commute nor just to cruise.

out of all the atvs and bikes ive owned, ive had 3 crotch rockets. 2 600s and 1 750 and i bought all of them for one reason.................... SPEED............. the wife only got on the back of one of my crotch rockets.... yep the first one... and it was a short first and only ride.................. she didnt like when i showed her i could be going 65mph, hit the gas, and ride a wheelie for 2 miles ............ one day i was on the interstate practically alone so i rode a wheelie for so far the front tire almost quit spinning and when i let her down i saw a lil puff of smoke come off........ i thought that was the coolest thing..... till i hit a parked truck while riding a wheelie one day ............ indos however are not my style

and you will not convince me he didnt havesome of the same thing in mind.......... thats not a cruiser im sorry.

he may have done better with a scooter.......... at least then he could say "yeah its good on gas"........... not "but baby it will hit 100mph by the time i get to the end of our street".

 

[j_martin]

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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

 

[david_r]

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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!

Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."

Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive.

So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy."

The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

ROFLMAO!!!

i was expecting him to become a woman!!!!!........ well actually i thought it was the women genie and shrunken head joke.......... and i was wondering just how you were going to be able to post it all...... but tha was a good one too.

 

[1730V]

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Remember. "FINE" is a four letter word. You are going to hear the other four letter word when you do what you considered to be----"FINE".

That ad proves it.

 

[Autotech]

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I had this rule when the kids were at home. If they got mad and slamed the door I would take it off the hinges for a week. You can't imagine how that changed their attitude. Thought about trying on the wife once, but never got up the guts to actually do it. I'm not a dumb as I sound.

 

[chrisg]

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Dang!

The ad is removed! what did is say?!??

Must have been offensive?

 

[CheapboatKev]

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If I was schmart I would have saved a copy of it..Oh wait, thats right I am!

 

[WTR4FUN]

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Nope never going to happen..I for one am beggining to believe there was a mistranslation of the Adam and Eve event..Now this is purely speculation and conjecture at best....but if the creator gave Eve part of a mans brain ( in lieu of rib) it could or would explain why since the dawn of time men been trying to talk to it and women have been trying to use it.. and im out of here..

OH SNAP!! THAT'S FUNNY

 

[chrisg]

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If I was schmart I would have saved a copy of it..Oh wait, thats right I am!

OK, thanks, now I get it, very true!

 

[Andy in NY]

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apperantly its okay for my wife to go clothes shopping EVERY time she gets paid, usually dropping $100 or so.

but i buy a boat without telling/asking her just once and NEVER hear the end of it...

 

[CheapboatKev]

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apperantly its okay for my wife to go clothes shopping EVERY time she gets paid, usually dropping $100 or so.

but i buy a boat without telling/asking her just once and NEVER hear the end of it...

Just play up the "Just think of all the new outfits you need to go out on the boat"

Cmon now....

 

[FBPirate95]

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So where is Ladyfish on this one????????????????? Her absence makes me worry.

She's probably thinking "that's ok"....

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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I'm curious to know why didn't he just buy one for her to ride? Around here, if you want to ride, you have got to get the queen to be interested. Buy two bikes and enjoy both aspects of cruising (at least for some )