A funny story

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was on the plane to Utah and had a sit down with admin5 to see what the heck this was all about.<br />Once admin5 seen this his mouth dropped open and said, "JB............................
 

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You better look out because the Top Models are on their way to show you....
 

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their special brownies", which were hot and moist fresh out of the oven. just in time for JB's next.......
 

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birthday which he just had and when the models showed up he had to................
 

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Martha's favorites and started having lunch when Monica appeared and ask if she could join in, but Martha went balistic and said......................
 

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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE ISLANDS VOLCANO HAS ERUPTED! THE LAVA FLOW IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THE HOUSE! We need to pray to the islands God, the Great Bullshi++a, and pray for.....
 

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a smooth running chrysler,but are prays weren't answered we ended up with......
 

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a big cigar shaped dinghy and a short plastic paddle that...
 

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heard, the sound of marauding heff-a-lumps. A whole herd of them. As they approached they began spraying copious amounts of "water" on the lava flow stopping it in its tracks. What mighty trunks the women cried, as they stood week kneed, and wide eyed. Those aren’t their trunks, and that’s not water laughed the Donkey those are.......
 

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Those are, those are... oh My God that is the biggest petter ****'er, that I ever....
 

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consumed around a bon fire with my friends. Then Willie whipped out his well worn copy of "Satan is from Venus, Saddam is from Mars." He thumbed through the dogged eared pages until he found what he was looking for. His eyes madly scanned the paged, the he exclaimed:.....
 

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See I told ya, here it is in black and white.......I don't care what Hillary says.........you can ease it in..............
 

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with gear lube and something like a plunger. But watch out for the....
 

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jet skis, they're always getting in the way. If you squish one it might...
 

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A lass I think not............for lost forever are the Donkey,and Slick Willies.........
 
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