A funny story

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Martha licking it with her lips while Monica................
 

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eyed up Slick Willie’s blunt, remembering those nights in the oval orifice, when....
 

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Slick Willy would lean on the Presidental desk while she got down on the floor and ...............
 

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Yelled , Spank me Billy but don't use your....<br /><br />Dead Silent as the Big Yellow Johnson came flying threw the window....
 

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But Willy drop kicked it to the side and whipped out his paddle and went to town spanking her backside till Martha walked in and was furious because.....................
 

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the paddle used was not one of thye Martha Stewart collection found at most fine spanking boutiques across the nation. Martha in fact became so angry she...
 

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Spontaneous(sp) combustion that Willy had not seen since Hillary gave birth to that dog of a daughter that thought that he was a funny man untill she caught him making his cigar do starnge things to that big johnson that was once in her room doing..........................
 

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360's on the back of that canoe while oprah, regis, Mike Tyson and Sable were all having a beer party untill Regis.........
 

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realized that he wasn't wearing his pants.. So Mike Tyson stepped up to the plate and offered Regis a......
 

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few choice tips on bad boy sex, in and out of prison. Well, when Martha over heard Mikey T. and Regis Fillme discussing she love, and cell block MANeuvers, she proceeded to whipped out her personal, portable, fully functional super-sized Huge Johnson and…………
 

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And jumped on MT's chest and hollered, "Hold on boy, it's going to be a bumpy ride" as she started to doing the ..........................
 

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penitentiary pound, dirty, on poor Mikey. As Regis Fillme stood there slack-jawed, waiting his turn, Oprah and an obviously over excited Donkey snuck in and prepared to...............
 

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open a stand selling his prized juice. Rumor had it that it was a nice wash-down after a...
 

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Smear mud all over Martha hoping it would turn the Donkey on or just ....
 

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exited and JB came in and said What the heck is going on in here,then.......
 

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turned around and ran for the door."I'd rather be wrestlin' gators in the swamp than this" he said. In the blink of an eye he...
 
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