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  1. Bob_VT

    Lexophiles

    1. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 2. In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes. 3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 4. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 5. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint...
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    Appreciating English

    Here are some reasons to be grateful you don't have to learn English at this point in your life: 1. In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? 2. Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? 3. Have noses that run and feet that smell? 4. How can a slim chance and a...
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    Kids are quick

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER...
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    SpinnerBait_Nut Rememberance

    Today is the birthday of a truly decent man SpinnerBait_Nut. RIP :( Happy Birthday. Lester as you keep watching over us.... we are thinking about you. "JUST KEEP ON, KEEPING ON"? "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well...
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    Browser Junkie

    I have IE7, Mozilla Firefox, Google Chrome and my most recent addition has been Opera. Each one has it's own quirks but this is my first attempt on opera. Time will tell
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    Whitehall, NY Locks

    While I was traveling today I took a few minutes to watch the locks which are very busy at this time of the year. 300' long 44' wide and a 16' depth change all in about 6 minutes. The water is let into the locks via valves and exits the same way.....no pumps involved. CLICK ON PICTURE FOR...
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    Why do we love children?

    Found on the net..... :D 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ?Mom, that lady isn?t...
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    Happy Birthday SS Mayfloat

    YO GRANDPA!!!! Happy Birthday!!! :D:D:D
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    Interesting "Floor" covering

    Yesterday I saw a Starcraft for sale on the side of the road..... darn right I stopped :D It was a 1978 Open Bow yadda yadda yadda and there was a piece of paper attached to the windshield..... New wood floor new floor covering ..... So I peaked inside..... the "floor" was a piece of linoleum...
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