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  1. Bob_VT

    Rough Night

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 3 a.m., at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.<br /><br /><br />When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts...
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    Avatar testing

    Just testing hmmmm..... what is wrong? nothing?
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    Cute test

    [/URL][/IMG] <br /><br />This is an early shot just a few weeks ago and Cooper is growing quick! :D
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    Honest Abe

    A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."<br />.<br />.<br...
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    Dracula and Nuns

    Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. <br /><br /><br />They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car hissing at them through the windshield.<br /><br...
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    VT RI MA Get together question

    I have an idea to toss around and need some input.... Myself and another guy I work with are itching to do some deep sea fishing Tuna Bonito Blues. I have done this before but years ago. (I did a few trips on the Prowler from RI)<br /><br />My dilemma is we can not find enough people (we need...
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    Bears and Bars

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.<br /><br /><br />The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."<br /><br /><br />The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a...
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    Explanation of Life

    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your<br />house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span<br />of twenty years."<br /><br />The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give<br />you back the...
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    Car photos... must see

    look at this link to car photos<br /> http://www.99express.com/articles/55/1/ <br /><br />some strange ones!<br /><br />Bob
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    Cabelas overkill

    Has anyone else received the newest Cabelas BOOK? I can't even describe it as a catalog.... it is actually a hardcover book.<br /><br />My postal delivery person balanced it on top of my mailbox by the road.<br /><br />Talk about packaging overkill!!! :eek: <br /><br />Bob
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    Fish whopper: 646 pounds a freshwater record

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622/?GT1=6657 <br /><br />WOW!! :eek:
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    This could happen to you!!!

    This could happen to you: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying, "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"<br /><br /><br...
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    Intruder

    I work at a car dealership and this is what recently happened at a neighboring car dealer.<br /><br />Bear breaks into car dealership<br /><br />June 28, 2005 <br /><br />By Brent Curtis Herald Staff <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />The window at Automobile International in Clarendon has been boarded...
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    Little Johnny is back

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" <br /> <br />After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see...
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    How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

    Dear Ma and Pa,<br /><br />I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to<br />join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I...
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    Cleaning the mirror

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
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    Good reading considering the season

    EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THERE IS AN E-MAIL THAT HAS A MESSAGE WORTH PASSING ON,<br />THIS IS ONE OF THEM SPECIALLY WHEN SUMMER IS HERE AND KIDS ARE OUT THERE<br />PLAYING.<br /><br />Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone.<br />Fourth time in as many months...
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    Verdict in on M Jackson

    Not Guilty???? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <br /><br />I am not pleased. I agree the people were flakes but Michael Jackson is just not right as a person.<br /><br />I still do not like him nor trust him.
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    Baby Boomer Humor

    Some of the artists from the '60s and 70's are re-mixing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate Aging Baby Boomers. They include the oldie's but goodie's:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER "<br /><br />The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP "<br /><br...
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    Here we go again Ebay

    Okay I have 5 vehicles on E-bay and they are not even 5 hours old. Here we go again! I just had to copy this question and show everyone. This is from an Ebay person who registered today and is from Nigeria. Of course I have answered this and added it to the bottom of the auction page!<br...
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