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    Gaugeguy

    Drove past your exit on I-89.... did you see me wave?<br /><br />Bob :D
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    Bob_VT Married 5/28/05

    Okay everyone I did it. I was married on May 28th to my Jennifer. We were lucky! All that rain we have had actually held off on Saturday and blessed us with a beautiful day :cool: for a wedding in the park.<br /><br />No disasters struck...nothing for America's Funniest Video...
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    Life is full of splinters

    AS YOU CAN SEE, LIFE IS TRULY FULL OF SPLINTERS...<br /><br /><br /> 1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."<br /><br /> 2. Hmmmm bad words in this one so I deleted it!<br /><br /> 3. The difference...
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    One for the Texans

    A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. <br /><br />Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped...
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    Outsourcing

    Is your job being considered to be "outsourced" in the future? Look at this labor pool and rates for outsourced jobs.<br /><br /> http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/talent.asp <br /><br />Bob
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    JB

    JB we are getting into the time where the board topics will pick up fast.<br /><br />I am just requesting that you include the formula and topic of speed calculation into the FAQ as discussed in this link.<br /><br />...
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    JB

    JB we are getting into the time where the board topics will pick up fast.<br /><br />I am just requesting that you include the formula and topic of speed calculation into the FAQ as discussed in this link.<br /><br />...
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    Ebay again

    Hey I list cars on e-bay. Yesterday I listed 7 and this moring I already answered questions which is typical.<br /><br />I "enjoy" the questions I get from users that registered the same day that I listed the item. I had to put a disclaimer on all the auctions that stated:<br /><br />...
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    Zen

    Zen for those who take life too Seriously<br /><br />1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<br /><br />2 A day without sunshine is like, night.<br /><br />3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br /><br />4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.<br /><br />5...
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    Globalization

    INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS VERY BEST!!<br /><br /><br />Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?<br /><br />Answer: Princess Diana's death.<br /><br />Question: How come?<br /><br />Answer: An English princess<br />with an Egyptian boyfriend<br />crashes in a French...
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    Genie in a bottle

    A man was walking along the beach, when he stumbled across an object in the<br />sand. Upon further investigation, it appeared to <br />be some sort of a lamp. Excited, and thinking about all of the legends about<br />genies and lamps, he picked it up, and gave it a quick rub.<br /> <br />Sure...
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    Quantas Airlines

    Quantas Airlines<br /><br />After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next...
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    Value Questions need advice

    Well, I might be selling my cuddy cabin. I am just looking for advice. I just don't have the time right now and last season I only launched it three times.<br /><br />1986 22'Marathon Cuddy 470/170 alpha good shape with a shorelander galvanized tandem trailer (working surge brakes).<br /><br...
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    Creation

    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.<br /><br />Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice...
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    Computer help needed big problems

    Okay here is the situation....<br /><br />Win XP Home<br /><br />Regardless of what I do the results are the same.<br /><br />I can not get ANYTHING to respond and get a "Not responding" message. If I open anything it only allows me to open the folder and go no further.<br /><br />I did a...
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    A piece of car horror? humor!

    I work at a Chevy dealership and this morning I assistad an elderly couple who recently purchased a new Malibu.<br /><br />The couple were horrified that they were driving at 105 and people were passing them!! This morning on the way to the dealership the older gentleman was doing 70 in a 65...
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    The Secret Election of a new Pope

    The Cardinals are sequestered and it is a secret meeting. All contact from the outside world is cut off during the process.<br /><br />WHY is it that they have installed "special devices" to prevent cell phone use from the Cardinal's? Can't they be trusted!!!<br /> :eek: <br />Bob
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    Shocking Question

    I work at a Chevrolet Dealership and drive a 02 Impala. Lately in the past two weeks I started getting static shocks when I exit the car.<br /><br />I spoke with a mechanic and he mentioned that there "might" be a bad diode in the alternator and he has seen this before. In the past when the...
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    "Bereft" movie premier Tuesday night

    On Tuesday night the movie Bereft will premier on Showtime at 9:00 PM. It is one of the movies I worked on here in Vermont. I have no idea what it will be like but I thought I would mention it here.<br /><br />Shortly on PAX there will be another movie released called Landslide. This is...
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    A funny theft - or a surprised thief

    Okay I do Special Effects work for movies. When asked I do some fire effects that require a great deal of smoke.<br /><br />I keep a 5 gallon container that has diesel, used oil and gasoline mixed around for such a request. It was pretty thick stuff.<br /><br />Well, the container is kept in...
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