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  1. Bob_VT

    Need a push

    A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' :mad: He slams the door and returns to...
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    Welcome Back Aspeck

    How did you escape the huge People Trap run by that evil Mouse ........ Real question..... Did you fish? :D
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    Dog names revisted UPDATED DECIDED

    Well.... my wife wants to have a full "variety pack" of labradors. A black, yellow and chocolate. We already have a great black one called Cooper and today we vivited the humane society and adopted a yellow one. My wife is now nearer completion of the desired "variety pack"...... Problem the...
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    Paging Rubber Frog

    This is going to be your year! 'http://www.amphibianark.org/' You should be honored! :)
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    Lester ???

    Spinner Bait Nut........ SBN.......... Lester???? Avatar of a spinner bait....... a lighthouse....... then a spinner bait now none ??? What???? I'm confused ????? :D
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    17 degrees

    Okay so I wake up get my coffee and look at the thermometer and it says 17 degrees....... not too bad. While I am drinking my coffee I glance at it again and it reads 15 degrees I think ........ is it getting colder???? NO I missed the tiny - in front of the numbers!!! :eek: It's 15 below zero...
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    Mental Testing

    Quick Check for Alzheimer's The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This...
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    The Official Language

    The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out. During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a...
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    Latest Religious advice

    Found this on MSN.... :D Pastor: For the love of God, get it on! Pastor tells married couples to make time for hanky-panky every day The Associated Press updated 6:31 p.m. ET, Tues., Feb. 19, 2008 YBOR CITY, Fla. - A southwest Florida church issued a challenge for its married members this...
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    For all the gun people

    I found this link and it has provided some interesting viewing..... I wanted to share this. 'http://www.theboxotruth.com/'
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    UPS Integrity????

    You think I would have learned my lesson back in April 07 http://forums.iboats.com/showthread.php?t=190895 with my UPS rants. Well I purchased some things on ebay and it slipped my mind ..... I let the shipper send stuff UPS..... :( Armed with the tracking number I checked on-line and my...
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    Guns again

    Today I finally replaced a Glock (which was stolen) with a new one. I feel real comfortable with the model 23 and I had all the accessories for it already. So I have moved up to the latest generation 3 which has some nice improvements. While I was at the gun shop I carried in a snub nose that...
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    Rocky the Moose SAD UPDATE

    Every once in a while we have moose activity well here is a new one.. The news show showed him walking up to cars when called and sticking his head in the window!! C & P off of wcax. com Rochester, Vermont - February 6, 2008 There are many things you expect to see while driving through...
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    Tornadoes Check in

    I hope no one from the iboats board or their family ..... friends lost their lives with the tornadoes.... our prayers go out to you.
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    Bad day at the office

    "http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=baddayoffice" Enjoy!!!!!!! :D :D :D
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    Six Week old visits work

    Six weeks old carried in by one of our new Prius Customers. Cute.
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    You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

    You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You...
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    Water Pump

    A woman called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump. "What?" asked the confused parts guy. She said, "My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump." "A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" asked the parts guy. "A Datsun," replied the woman. As...
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    Crossbow Shooters

    Well my right shoulder/upper arm has had the radish.... :( After visiting with my Dr I got the paperwork signed for a crossbow permit. Anyone hunting / hunted with one? Any specifics to avoid? I know I will do substantial research before I buy.
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