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  1. Bob_VT

    Santa Writes To The U.S. South URGENT

    Santa Writes To The U.S. South<br /><br /><br />I regret to inform you that this Christmas Eve I will not serve the South since my contract has recently been renegotiated by the Fairies and Elves Union, Local 11. :( I'm sure your children will be in good hands with the local replacement, my...
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    Diamond Pet food RECALL URGENT

    http://www.diamondpetfood.com/DiamondPet/news.php?data=9 <br /><br />And it's the brand I use! I am happy to say what I have at home does not match the numbers.<br /><br />Check yours.<br /><br />Merry Christmas.
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    Choo- Choo

    The teacher asked her class to use the word choo-choo in a sentence. First she<br />called on Alice who said "The choo-choo pulled the train up the hill and down<br />the hill."<br />"Good," the teacher replied. Next she turned to Leroy and said, "Please use<br />choo-choo in a sentence."<br...
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    Tool Opinions / Storage tips ???

    I have waited a long time and this year my wife gave me a new tool box for Christmas.... (she gave it to me early too big to wrap or hide LOL).<br /><br />It has quite enough space but I am at an organization loss. I have sorted my wrenches standard in one drawer, metric in another, a drawer...
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    Christmas Humor

    Christmas Songs For The Psychiatrically Challenged :eek: and all verified by my wife Jenn who works in the Psychiatric field! <br /> <br />Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House<br /> <br />Amnesia: I Don't Know if I'll Be Home for Christmas<br />...
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    Lights out :(

    Remember the house with all the christmas lights well it's lights out :( <br /><br /> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178023,00.html
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    If it ever happens....

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." With that, his wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of...
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    Are we qualified to decide world issues?

    We discuss politics, drugs, alcohol, love lives, food......etc.<br /><br />Are we qualified to decide these world issues?? :confused: <br /><br /><br />Here is a short easy test to see where we stand.<br /><br />A test for you. :) <br /><br /><br />Good Luck...........................<br...
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    Important definitions

    ADULT: <br />A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. <br /><br />BEAUTY PARLOR: <br />A place where women curl up and dye. <br /><br />CANNIBAL: <br />Someone who is fed up with people. <br /><br />CHICKENS: <br />The only animals you eat before they are...
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    Cool Mailboxes

    Look at these!! :D <br /><br /> http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/dfp-Cool-Mailboxes.html <br /><br /><br />Bob
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    Pocket Change - Coins

    What does everyone do with their pocket change?<br /><br />I do not spend it and I just collect it in a large tupperware container. When I get bored I sort it into huge cranberry juice jugs and seperate the quarters between state quarters and old quarters.<br /><br />About 18 months ago I...
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    Ten signs listed

    10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash <br />Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. <br /><br />You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. <br /><br />You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against <br />it. <br /><br />You think loading a...
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    With Turkey Day coming .. ??? Opinions

    Well this year my wife and I are going to cook Duck for Thanksgiving due to the fact we are having a 2d dinner at the in-laws on the following Sunday. We really did not need to have two full Turkey dinners in less than a week....Tryptophan overdose!!! A deep deep sleep or worse! :eek...
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    A Love story

    A Love Story<br /><br />I will seek and find you . . .<br /><br />I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .<br /><br />I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.<br /><br />I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.<br /><br />I will exhaust you to the point...
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    A funny link?

    http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/ <br /><br />Who knows if this one will last here? <br /><br />Bob :cool:
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    Prayers needed (UPDATE)

    I am about to lose a friend :( ...I actually copied the bottom portion of the e-mail his wife sent me and posted it below. I know we are not all religious but I just think they need some support...his wife is being very brave and strong. Thanks in advance. Bob<br /><br />10/26/05<br...
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    Tuesdays - Time to laugh I think?

    Creative Answering Machine Messages<br /><br />1. Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. If you want to leave your name and...
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    dtherrien Question??

    I read in one of your posts that you are in MA and go to Turkey Shoots every Sunday???? Please tell me more about the shoots you go to. You can e-mail me at RPF924@hotmail<br /><br />Have you seen http://www.turkeyshoot.net/ I have been to a few shooting houses in VA, MD and MO I would love...
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    1961 penny

    A person I work with showed me a 1961 penny that is "steel" colored and NOT magnetic. Okay we are at a loss? Any clues?<br /><br />Bob
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    Farmers and Pigs

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.<br /><br />At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles...
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