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  1. Bob_VT

    Rebuild suggestions "UPDATE"

    Kind of semi-off topic... :) <br /><br />I have a 5 x 8 trailer I picked up and I want to use it to haul my 2 ATV's. The deck of the trailer is 3/4 plywood that is in dire need of replacement (the top layer is "shedding" and falling apart ... but is still sound) and I am looking for...
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    DR Brushcutter

    I borrowed 2 of these this past weekend to do some yard work and I thought I would pass along some comments.<br /><br />I have aches in places I did not think muscles were! The 2 machines were DR Trimmer/mowers and the small one was a single speed (older model)with thin rear wheels and it...
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    Trouble at the country house

    At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." <br /><br /><br />"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" <br /><br /><br />"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died." :eek: <br /><br...
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    paging one more cast

    drop me an e-mail at rpf924 @ hotmail have an area question to ask<br /><br />Thanks,<br />Bob
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    Wrong Way!!!

    This past Saturday evening I was invited to do some cat fishing on Lake Champlain (not in my boat). 3 of us launched at about 7 pm and headed North on the lake in a small 16' with a 50 hp on the back. The portion of Champlain we were in was very weedy and shallow. At about 1:30 am we decided...
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    Paging GaugeGuy

    GaugeGuy where are you? Have not heard from you in a while.<br /><br />Bob
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    Rough Night

    A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 3 a.m., at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot.<br /><br /><br />When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts...
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    Avatar testing

    Just testing hmmmm..... what is wrong? nothing?
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    Cute test

    [/URL][/IMG] <br /><br />This is an early shot just a few weeks ago and Cooper is growing quick! :D
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    Honest Abe

    A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."<br />.<br />.<br...
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    Dracula and Nuns

    Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. <br /><br /><br />They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car hissing at them through the windshield.<br /><br...
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    VT RI MA Get together question

    I have an idea to toss around and need some input.... Myself and another guy I work with are itching to do some deep sea fishing Tuna Bonito Blues. I have done this before but years ago. (I did a few trips on the Prowler from RI)<br /><br />My dilemma is we can not find enough people (we need...
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    Bears and Bars

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.<br /><br /><br />The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."<br /><br /><br />The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a...
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    Explanation of Life

    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your<br />house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span<br />of twenty years."<br /><br />The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give<br />you back the...
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    Car photos... must see

    look at this link to car photos<br /> http://www.99express.com/articles/55/1/ <br /><br />some strange ones!<br /><br />Bob
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    Cabelas overkill

    Has anyone else received the newest Cabelas BOOK? I can't even describe it as a catalog.... it is actually a hardcover book.<br /><br />My postal delivery person balanced it on top of my mailbox by the road.<br /><br />Talk about packaging overkill!!! :eek: <br /><br />Bob
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    Fish whopper: 646 pounds a freshwater record

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622/?GT1=6657 <br /><br />WOW!! :eek:
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    This could happen to you!!!

    This could happen to you: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying, "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"<br /><br /><br...
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    Intruder

    I work at a car dealership and this is what recently happened at a neighboring car dealer.<br /><br />Bear breaks into car dealership<br /><br />June 28, 2005 <br /><br />By Brent Curtis Herald Staff <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />The window at Automobile International in Clarendon has been boarded...
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    Little Johnny is back

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" <br /> <br />After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see...
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