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  1. Bob_VT

    How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

    Dear Ma and Pa,<br /><br />I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to<br />join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I...
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    Cleaning the mirror

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
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    Good reading considering the season

    EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THERE IS AN E-MAIL THAT HAS A MESSAGE WORTH PASSING ON,<br />THIS IS ONE OF THEM SPECIALLY WHEN SUMMER IS HERE AND KIDS ARE OUT THERE<br />PLAYING.<br /><br />Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone.<br />Fourth time in as many months...
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    Verdict in on M Jackson

    Not Guilty???? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <br /><br />I am not pleased. I agree the people were flakes but Michael Jackson is just not right as a person.<br /><br />I still do not like him nor trust him.
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    Baby Boomer Humor

    Some of the artists from the '60s and 70's are re-mixing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate Aging Baby Boomers. They include the oldie's but goodie's:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER "<br /><br />The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP "<br /><br...
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    Here we go again Ebay

    Okay I have 5 vehicles on E-bay and they are not even 5 hours old. Here we go again! I just had to copy this question and show everyone. This is from an Ebay person who registered today and is from Nigeria. Of course I have answered this and added it to the bottom of the auction page!<br...
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    Gaugeguy

    Drove past your exit on I-89.... did you see me wave?<br /><br />Bob :D
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    Bob_VT Married 5/28/05

    Okay everyone I did it. I was married on May 28th to my Jennifer. We were lucky! All that rain we have had actually held off on Saturday and blessed us with a beautiful day :cool: for a wedding in the park.<br /><br />No disasters struck...nothing for America's Funniest Video...
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    Life is full of splinters

    AS YOU CAN SEE, LIFE IS TRULY FULL OF SPLINTERS...<br /><br /><br /> 1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."<br /><br /> 2. Hmmmm bad words in this one so I deleted it!<br /><br /> 3. The difference...
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    One for the Texans

    A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. <br /><br />Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped...
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    Outsourcing

    Is your job being considered to be "outsourced" in the future? Look at this labor pool and rates for outsourced jobs.<br /><br /> http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/talent.asp <br /><br />Bob
  12. Bob_VT

    JB

    JB we are getting into the time where the board topics will pick up fast.<br /><br />I am just requesting that you include the formula and topic of speed calculation into the FAQ as discussed in this link.<br /><br />...
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    JB

    JB we are getting into the time where the board topics will pick up fast.<br /><br />I am just requesting that you include the formula and topic of speed calculation into the FAQ as discussed in this link.<br /><br />...
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    Ebay again

    Hey I list cars on e-bay. Yesterday I listed 7 and this moring I already answered questions which is typical.<br /><br />I "enjoy" the questions I get from users that registered the same day that I listed the item. I had to put a disclaimer on all the auctions that stated:<br /><br />...
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    Zen

    Zen for those who take life too Seriously<br /><br />1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.<br /><br />2 A day without sunshine is like, night.<br /><br />3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br /><br />4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.<br /><br />5...
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    Globalization

    INTERNATIONAL THINKING AT ITS VERY BEST!!<br /><br /><br />Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?<br /><br />Answer: Princess Diana's death.<br /><br />Question: How come?<br /><br />Answer: An English princess<br />with an Egyptian boyfriend<br />crashes in a French...
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    Genie in a bottle

    A man was walking along the beach, when he stumbled across an object in the<br />sand. Upon further investigation, it appeared to <br />be some sort of a lamp. Excited, and thinking about all of the legends about<br />genies and lamps, he picked it up, and gave it a quick rub.<br /> <br />Sure...
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    Quantas Airlines

    Quantas Airlines<br /><br />After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next...
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    Value Questions need advice

    Well, I might be selling my cuddy cabin. I am just looking for advice. I just don't have the time right now and last season I only launched it three times.<br /><br />1986 22'Marathon Cuddy 470/170 alpha good shape with a shorelander galvanized tandem trailer (working surge brakes).<br /><br...
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    Creation

    In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.<br /><br />Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice...
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