At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." <br /><br /><br />"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" <br /><br /><br />"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died." :eek: <br /><br...