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  1. Bob_VT

    Bears and Bars

    A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.<br /><br /><br />The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."<br /><br /><br />The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a...
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    Explanation of Life

    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your<br />house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span<br />of twenty years."<br /><br />The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give<br />you back the...
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    Car photos... must see

    look at this link to car photos<br /> http://www.99express.com/articles/55/1/ <br /><br />some strange ones!<br /><br />Bob
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    Cabelas overkill

    Has anyone else received the newest Cabelas BOOK? I can't even describe it as a catalog.... it is actually a hardcover book.<br /><br />My postal delivery person balanced it on top of my mailbox by the road.<br /><br />Talk about packaging overkill!!! :eek: <br /><br />Bob
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    Fish whopper: 646 pounds a freshwater record

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404622/?GT1=6657 <br /><br />WOW!! :eek:
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    This could happen to you!!!

    This could happen to you: I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying, "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"<br /><br /><br...
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    Intruder

    I work at a car dealership and this is what recently happened at a neighboring car dealer.<br /><br />Bear breaks into car dealership<br /><br />June 28, 2005 <br /><br />By Brent Curtis Herald Staff <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />The window at Automobile International in Clarendon has been boarded...
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    Little Johnny is back

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" <br /> <br />After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see...
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    How to make Gaugeguy and Marines laugh

    Dear Ma and Pa,<br /><br />I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to<br />join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I...
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    Cleaning the mirror

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
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    Good reading considering the season

    EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, THERE IS AN E-MAIL THAT HAS A MESSAGE WORTH PASSING ON,<br />THIS IS ONE OF THEM SPECIALLY WHEN SUMMER IS HERE AND KIDS ARE OUT THERE<br />PLAYING.<br /><br />Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone.<br />Fourth time in as many months...
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    Verdict in on M Jackson

    Not Guilty???? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <br /><br />I am not pleased. I agree the people were flakes but Michael Jackson is just not right as a person.<br /><br />I still do not like him nor trust him.
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    Baby Boomer Humor

    Some of the artists from the '60s and 70's are re-mixing their hits with new lyrics to accommodate Aging Baby Boomers. They include the oldie's but goodie's:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits: "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER "<br /><br />The Bee Gees: "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP "<br /><br...
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    Here we go again Ebay

    Okay I have 5 vehicles on E-bay and they are not even 5 hours old. Here we go again! I just had to copy this question and show everyone. This is from an Ebay person who registered today and is from Nigeria. Of course I have answered this and added it to the bottom of the auction page!<br...
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    Gaugeguy

    Drove past your exit on I-89.... did you see me wave?<br /><br />Bob :D
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    Bob_VT Married 5/28/05

    Okay everyone I did it. I was married on May 28th to my Jennifer. We were lucky! All that rain we have had actually held off on Saturday and blessed us with a beautiful day :cool: for a wedding in the park.<br /><br />No disasters struck...nothing for America's Funniest Video...
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    Life is full of splinters

    AS YOU CAN SEE, LIFE IS TRULY FULL OF SPLINTERS...<br /><br /><br /> 1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."<br /><br /> 2. Hmmmm bad words in this one so I deleted it!<br /><br /> 3. The difference...
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    One for the Texans

    A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. <br /><br />Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly died, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total isolation. He popped...
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    Outsourcing

    Is your job being considered to be "outsourced" in the future? Look at this labor pool and rates for outsourced jobs.<br /><br /> http://www.newtechusa.com/ppi/talent.asp <br /><br />Bob
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    JB

    JB we are getting into the time where the board topics will pick up fast.<br /><br />I am just requesting that you include the formula and topic of speed calculation into the FAQ as discussed in this link.<br /><br />...
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