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  1. Dave Abrahamson

    Boom

    A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.<br />He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your<br />oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old<br />age."<br /><br />So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure<br />enough, lived to the nice ripe old age...
  2. Dave Abrahamson

    Friendships

    The difference between "friendships:" <br /><br />Friendship among women: A woman doesn't come home at night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's ten best friends. None of them know about it.<br /><br />Friendship among men: A man...
  3. Dave Abrahamson

    Judge Alito Family Pic

    Ole' Bill still can't keep his hands off the young girls. :eek: She doesn't appear to happy about it either. ;) <br /><br /><br />
  4. Dave Abrahamson

    Why no Kawasaki?

    I see Honda, Yamaha, and Suzuki but nothing from the other one of the "big 4" Japanese builders.<br />DO they build them and just not sell them in the US?
  5. Dave Abrahamson

    Gender differences

    Got any to add?<br /> :D :D :D <br />1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.<br /><br /> <br /><br />2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the...
  6. Dave Abrahamson

    Freaky

    http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html
  7. Dave Abrahamson

    '03 Durango diff fluid change

    I've done just about everything on vehicles except this. Seems straightforward enough. Loosen bolts,drain fluid,clean magnetic plug,clean inside cover, clean out diff case, apply sealant,torque bolts to spec, fill it back up.<br />Am I missing anything? Any hints or tips?<br />It says to change...
  8. Dave Abrahamson

    Measuring tongue weight

    When you measure tongue weight on a floor scale, do you measure from the wheel jack or do you measure from the tip if the tongue with a 2X4 or something? I would think the distance from the jack to the end of the tongue would account for some weight difference.<br />TIA<br /><br />Dave
  9. Dave Abrahamson

    Didn't know what to post today.....

    So here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on his head. :p <br />
  10. Dave Abrahamson

    Calvin&Hobbs

    Too Funny!! :D :D :D <br /><br />
  11. Dave Abrahamson

    Model code

    1997 Johnson 115 SPL.<br />My model # is XJ115HXEUA<br />I understand EU designates '97. A is just a run #<br />J=Johnson, 115=HP does the second X mean extra long shaft? And what's the 1st X mean, an SPL?<br /><br />Thanks<br /><br />Dave
  12. Dave Abrahamson

    Scary Pro-Stock crash

    :eek: <br /> http://www.compfused.com/directlink/953 :eek: :eek:
  13. Dave Abrahamson

    Funny but....ewwwwww

  14. Dave Abrahamson

    The Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl<br />said, "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after with a 52" plasma<br />screen tv in every room of his fishing cabin, a 300 HP motor for his 21 ft.<br />sparkly painted bass boat, a SubZero refrigerator/freezer that...
  15. Dave Abrahamson

    Boat graveyards

    A couple of interesting,(to me anyway),sites.<br /><br /> http://www.opacity.us/site55.htm#gallery87 <br /><br /> http://www.undercity.org/photos/Ship_graveyard1/index.htm
  16. Dave Abrahamson

    When cloning goes bad

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  17. Dave Abrahamson

    S*#ks to get old

    "I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!" <br />Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer." <br /><br />Three sisters ages...
  18. Dave Abrahamson

    Photobucket is out?

    Is it just me, or does everyone else not see any images that are using photobucket as a host?<br />Avatars...pics in the threads..etc.. :confused: :confused:
  19. Dave Abrahamson

    Breakfast Bar Construction[UPDATED W/PICS]

    Hi all,<br />Hopefully someone has done this before and can inform me of what NOT to do.<br />I am in the process of installing a piece of 1 3/4" thick butcher block on a half wall between the kitchen and living room. The counter will be approx 24 to 30 inches wide and about 7 feet long in an...
  20. Dave Abrahamson

    Bottom Paint

    I have just bought a boat that sat in the spring fed river in Fl. I has a bottom paint on it amd a rusty hard water stain. I was wondering if there is any way to return it back to the shiny gelcoat that it was. I trailer the rig so bottom/anti-fouling paint isn't an issue. I'm thinking the...
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