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  1. Kenneth Brown

    Why I like Texas

    Dallas Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 180R."<br /><br />Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 180R. Allah be Praised!"<br /><br />Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land...
  2. Kenneth Brown

    Pointer

    Expect email from the admins here. Get in touch when ya can please.
  3. Kenneth Brown

    Cheat sheet to speak with a human

    I don't know if it works or not but figured I'd post it just in case. Don't ya just hate waiting to talk to a person? This is supposed to circumvent all the bs. It'll probably still be somebody in India named Bob or Jane but it is a human.<br /><br /><br /> The IVR Cheat Sheet™ by Paul English
  4. Kenneth Brown

    Judgment Day for a Police Officer

    The policeman stood and faced his God,<br />Which must always come to pass.<br />He hoped his shoes were shining.<br />Just as brightly as his brass.<br /><br />"Step forward now, Policeman.<br />How shall I deal with you?<br />Have you always turned the other cheek?<br />To my Church have you...
  5. Kenneth Brown

    A different type of thread

    With all the peeing contest going on (which I myself have been in too) we need to lighten up. Lets have a Bud type of thread. I'll start it out and we all can post in turn.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.I love you man!
  6. Kenneth Brown

    Hello gang

    I figure we all ought to become techno something or the other. Theres plenty of names out there, just change it over.
  7. Kenneth Brown

    Police Officer killed

    A friend from a while back was killed today. Scotty Neil was shot during a training exercise by a fellow officer. Please keep his family as well as the shooters in your prayers. Scotty worked for Mexia (pronounced Ma hey a)Police Dept as an school resource officer. Small town of about 6000...
  8. Kenneth Brown

    125 Illegal Workers Found at Wal-Mart Site

    Yep, there at it again. Are we really expected to believe that Walmart doesn't know about it?<br /><br /><br /> The story
  9. Kenneth Brown

    House building question

    On average what is the material cost per square foot to build a home. No marble floors but no pissant plastic hardware either. Just middle of the road.
  10. Kenneth Brown

    Qestion for the cell phone jedi masters, or anyone who cares to listen :)

    Several years back we had Cellular One. Our phone crapped out and the contract had ended so we switched to Verizon. Can ya hear me now? Nope, no service in my area. It would either not let us use it at all or it would give us a message "Message VR5 BR1, We're sorry but you are not a Cingular...
  11. Kenneth Brown

    Survey/Pipeline problems

    A pipeline is coming through my land. I give permission for the survey crews with stipulations that are in writing. One of my stipulations is that absolutely no brush, trees, grass, shrubs etc are to be cut. I have several trees that are cut down and lots of scrub brush in violation of the...
  12. Kenneth Brown

    Whats been going on in my life, good and not so good.

    Well the good news first. My mother had her surgery yesterday In Plano. Cut her in front and back to fuse her back together. They had to use a cage instead of straps. Should have took 3 hours but ended up 4 and a half. I left the hospital while she was still drugged up pretty good but...
  13. Kenneth Brown

    ? for James Coste, Soul Winner, and others

    I've been raised Baptist all my life. Not a real religous person so I don't do the church thing much, although I am strong in my beliefs, daily prayers,etc. Not looking for arguements form anyone, or to troll, I'm seeking understanding. What is the difference between Baptists and Pentecostal...
  14. Kenneth Brown

    Dish Network?

    My inlaws moved into a new house about a week ago. It came with Dish Network, which I also have. They wanted to keep Direct TV which they had at the old house. I ended up with her reciever and dish. My wife wants me to hook up a TV in the kids room. As I was looking at the Dish stuff it...
  15. Kenneth Brown

    Why I'm glad NOT to be from Jersey

    This is unbeleieveable. Jersey cops running 95 mph anfd when stopped they tell the officer to "F*** Off" Their Sherrif stands behind them too!<br /><br /> First story <br /><br /><br /> Sheriff says its ok, and does more of the same
  16. Kenneth Brown

    Earthquake in Islamabad, 18000 dead

    This is terrible. <br /><br /> Quake Kills More Than 18,000 in South Asia
  17. Kenneth Brown

    SP2

    I know when this first came out there was a lot of problems with it. I have downl9oaded everything I can except for SP2. Should I go ahead or not?
  18. Kenneth Brown

    How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

    The Answer is TEN... <br /><br />1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, <br /><br />2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed, <br /><br />3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb, <br /><br />4. One to tell the nations of...
  19. Kenneth Brown

    What do you think- Pope Immunity

    The US goverment has decided that the Vatican is a countyr and therefore the Pope should recieve immunity. Pope recieves immunity
  20. Kenneth Brown

    On the Way Home from Church

    A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. <br /><br />"Hello," said the little boy. <br /><br />"Hi," replied the little girl. <br /><br />"Where are you going?" asked the...
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