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  1. Kenneth Brown

    The chicken farmer

    A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at <br />the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman <br />perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne <br />too!"<br /><br /> He turned to her and said, "What a...
  2. Kenneth Brown

    Most powerful liquid in the world

    A little boy was sitting on a curb with a gallon of turpentine and was <br />shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A little while later a priest walks up and <br />asked the little boy what he had. <br />The little boy said "This is the most powerful liquid in the world. It is <br />called...
  3. Kenneth Brown

    My wife cooked me breakfast; heartwarming story

    Lisa was making a breakfast of fried eggs for me. <br /><br />Suddenly I burst into the kitchen. "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief ! WHERE are we going to...
  4. Kenneth Brown

    So does anybody else not care about the Stupor bowl?

    Just wondering if I am the only one.
  5. Kenneth Brown

    Tax questions on for-profit/not-for-profit

    Kinda searching peoples thoughts before I talk to the cpa here. Last year we became farmer/ranchers. It is a small operation. I can see where I can make money in laymans terms but not as a for profit farm business. As an example I expect to buy 4 horses and resell them later in the year. I...
  6. Kenneth Brown

    Pat Sajak speaks out

    This is an amazing story. I have never seen Pat in any politics so it was a shock.<br /><br /><br /> Pat Sajak
  7. Kenneth Brown

    A woman walks into a bar

    She was too busy talking and didn't see the door was closed.<br /><br /><br />This one was for our special ladies :)
  8. Kenneth Brown

    4 killed in Iraq prision riot

    No doubt Teddy 'Hiccup' Kennedy and his ilk will want a full scale investigation.<br />__________________________________________<br />U.S. troops fire on prison riot as 4 die<br />Allawi urges unity 'to build our future' after Iraq vote<br /><br />Monday, January 31, 2005 <br /><br />BAGHDAD...
  9. Kenneth Brown

    Child Killers Walk Free in Washington

    SEATTLE (AP) - Yvonne Roberts used to take comfort in knowing that the killer of her 3-year-old son was behind bars. That was before two recent state Supreme Court decisions let him out - four decades early.<br /><br />And that man, David Crane, isn't alone. Noreen Erlandson served 12 years...
  10. Kenneth Brown

    You gotta look at this

    My dad has been doing the custom painting for a few years. He has always been a hack painter but over the last 10 years or so he has gotten pretty good. In the last year my brother has been helping him out, learning the trade. Some of you may remember his truck that I posted before. This is...
  11. Kenneth Brown

    Kinda sad

    I didn't get the job I had applied for. I didn't really expect to. I did at least want to be accepted for an interview. I talked to the Park Ranger today. He had 69 applications and was only going to interview 5 people so I don't guess it was all that bad. I figure in the end its for the...
  12. Kenneth Brown

    Some of my pics

    I was looking around at SBN's place and thought about some of my pics. I thought some of you may be interested. The one titled big blue was my first race car. This was its second and final year. I was able to piece it back together for 5 more races. The one titled little red was my second...
  13. Kenneth Brown

    Judge Says GitMo Detainees Can't Challenge in Court

    A federal judge ruled Wednesday alleged terrorist suspects being detained by the U.S. at its Guantanamo Bay, Cuba facilities cannot challenge their detention in court.<br /><br />Last June the U.S. Supreme Court ruled the 550 detainees being held could file suit in U.S. courts challenging their...
  14. Kenneth Brown

    What happened to my avatar?

    I swear I didn't change it. I just noticed that it was different. Anybody know? Is this happening to anybody else? Iboats infected somehow?
  15. Kenneth Brown

    Bye Bye camper

    Yesterday I was outside cleaning my shop. I noticed a camper and truck sitting on the side of the road. As I approached I observed that the trailers hitch was sitting on the ground. I asked the guy what happened. He said that he crossed the railroad tracks and the thing just popped off. He...
  16. Kenneth Brown

    Good news, bad news, all kinds of news

    Where do I start? Good news. I have been out of racing for 3 years now. I have sold off all of my racecars and hot rods. I still had a BUNCH of motors/parts left over though. I decieded to sell them in one lot. I really bent myself over because I let it all go way too cheap. I don't care...
  17. Kenneth Brown

    Regarding aspeck

    Little story here. I always wondered why he had two address'es. I then discovered he was on an aid/mission type of work. OK, I gotta bite the bullet, I didn't care for it all that much. I can't see going somewhere else when there are people right here at home that need the help. I never...
  18. Kenneth Brown

    Accused deserter a no-show after leave

    This guy just doesn't know when to stop. Heres the story.<br /><br /><br /> CNN
  19. Kenneth Brown

    Adobe help needed

    I am trying to get another job. I downloaded the application. I would like to fill it out using my computor since my handwriting stinks. I saved several copies in my pictures but it will not let me alter them. Any idea what I can do?
  20. Kenneth Brown

    The way it is now

    This has been around for a while but I figure some may not have seen it so I am posting it for your delight.<br /><br /><br />Back then: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. <br />The grasshopper thinks he's a fool...
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