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  1. Kenneth Brown

    Lady Fish- The prize bowler

    Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all <br />brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend <br />bowling tournament in Atlanta. The brunette team rides <br />on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the <br />top level. The brunette team down below is partying <br...
  2. Kenneth Brown

    Y'ALLBONICS- Fur us rednecks

    Y'ALLBONICS - ANY GOOD SOUTH'NER WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN PEACHES WILL <br />UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE WORD BELOW! <br /><br />The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang, or...
  3. Kenneth Brown

    Any experiance with log homes?

    Well, it looks as if I will be approved for some land. I am buying 36 acres that is half pasture/half wooded. It has several small creeks on it that will supply water for a pond or two. It has good grass so the horses will be happy. This is the kind of place that both my wife and I have...
  4. Kenneth Brown

    Just deal with it

    This is from a Minneapolis/St. Paul Radio show called "Garage Logic". I'M A RETROSEXUAL! <br /><br />OK folks, I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about...
  5. Kenneth Brown

    A story about Gaugeguy

    Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Gaugeguy decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. <br />"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father...
  6. Kenneth Brown

    Ok so I installed Spybot, now help me please.

    I have read the help section and I am still confused. I want to be able to run it only when I want to, not at every start-up. Where can i change the settings?
  7. Kenneth Brown

    Maybe what George should have said.

    As all you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. <br />Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our <br />mission in Iraq is complete. <br /> <br /> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American <br />forces from Iraq. This...
  8. Kenneth Brown

    How dumb can I be?

    I broke the pull cord on my daughters go cart a few weeks ago. The cord winder thing-a-ma-jig is attatched to the cover with rivits. I figure no problem just drill it out and fix the cord then screw it back on. Well it seems to go fine till I try it out. The cord only comes out about 3...
  9. Kenneth Brown

    Rice being grilled

    She seems to be holding up real well. A couple of the guys are trying to break her down and she is just shoving it right back at them. I'm mighty proud of her. :)
  10. Kenneth Brown

    Got a promotion, sort of....

    I was promoted from Sgt. to Lt. wedsday in the laundry dept. I have been in for the last year and a half. It doesn't pay any more, more responsibilities, and I just moved up on the butt chewing line. Some of the good parts are I can actually influence others to do their jobs properly now and I...
  11. Kenneth Brown

    Lost another one

    A freind of my brothers came home from Iraq yesterday in a coffin. The intial reports say he was killed by sniper fire. I have been thinking alot about the war business for a while now and this just made it harder for me to support. I was born in Texas, have always lived in Texas, and I will...
  12. Kenneth Brown

    Larry the cable guy

    I watched the Blue Collar Comedy Tour again tonight. Those guys are great, esp. Ron White. I looked at Ron and Larrys sites and I have to quote Larry. This just makes too much sense not to.<br /> <br />I grew up in a good Christian home, I love freedom, the United States of America, Miss...
  13. Kenneth Brown

    Gun update

    I did it. I bought the mini 14 today. Bought 500 rds and a 30 round mag to go with it. Man what fun that baby is. It was close to dark when I got to shoot it be that just made the muzzle flash so much better. Thanks for the help in my decision.
  14. Kenneth Brown

    UH OH- What not to let the kids do-True story

    I was gonna practice basketball with my daughter a little today. Shes 8 and has been driving a go cart for several years so I figure why not let her back the van and car out of the drive. She was very reluctant but finally did it. What can I say man, just like a chip off the ol block, did it...
  15. Kenneth Brown

    One for the gun guys

    Ok guys, I'm gonna be getting a new gun soon. I'm selling off my race car and the "boss" said I can get a new gun so.....<br /><br />I want a gun that I can use on duty. We never have a need for it, but it sure would be nice to have if needed. I am gonna have a about a $500 limit so that will...
  16. Kenneth Brown

    Cowboy Logic

    A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest <br /><br />Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It <br /><br />seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping <br /><br />the...
  17. Kenneth Brown

    My kind of "sister"

    A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. <br /><br />However, when the revelers saw the...
  18. Kenneth Brown

    Pest control huh? Joke

    A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. <br /><br />"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet...
  19. Kenneth Brown

    For Bubbakat,Lucky Jim, and everyone else

    If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as <br /> sharp as this Cop. <br /> A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony <br /> trial - it went like this: <br /> <br /> Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? <br /> <br />...
  20. Kenneth Brown

    Story from my marine friend

    A squad of Marines were driving up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. <br />They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on <br />the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less <br />serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert. As...
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