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  1. Bob_VT

    Blond

    Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.<br /><br />A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.<br /><br />"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."<br /><br />The woman took a wrench from her purse...
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    WOW It HAPPENED!!!!! update 11/20 W/PHOTO

    As I sit here I am still SHOCKED!! It was announced at the dinner table this evening that I my new wife and I are going to become Grandparents this year!!!<br /><br />We are speechless!<br /><br />Bob & Jenn :D :D
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    Cat Diary

    DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture...
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    entertainment tonight watch!!

    Okay, on Entertainment Tonught in about 8 minutes they are doing a short piece on "Illegal Aliens" A movie with Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna Laurer.<br /><br />Who did the special effects ..... ME!<br />Whose weapons did they use .......Mine!<br />Filmed here in Vermont!!<br /><br />Is Anna...
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    AK Chappy

    Are you deployed? I was under the impression you were going to be away?<br /><br />If you are I am glad to see you have access.<br /><br />Bob
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    Magster Congratulations

    Wow, just noticed you hit the 2K post mark and passed it. :) <br /><br />Congratulations. :D
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    Thinking outside the box

    1. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? <br /><br /><br />2. Drill bit's are the most useless shop item?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br...
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    Refinishing Maple? and Oak (UPDATE with photos)

    I was given an old maple table that is in sad shape. The finish is shot and I might even resort to sanding it down a bit with a rotary/vibe sander. <br /><br />Any suggestions for a good finish? Polyurathane? Oil? I want a nice finish and use this as a table in my kitchen.<br /><br />I was...
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    A Quarter Billion Dollars!

    A Quarter Billion Dollars! Powerball jackpot for this coming Saturday!!<br /><br />Hey Txswinner - enough to fund the start of WWIII<br /> :eek: <br /><br />KenImpZoom - enough to get you home earlier!! :D <br /><br />Boomyal - We can buy you a new rib recipe!<br /><br...
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    Silver lining!

    Okay, this past Oct my employer laid me off... eliminated my computer job, no warning just a good bye. :eek: Well, that was in the car sales business and the stress was miserable. Our day to day was impacted on how the boss got up. He carried all his problems to work and blamed everyone...
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    Document Shredding - Identity theft

    I shred everything in my home from the mail. Prior to tossing away a flyer I even shred the mailing label. I just got done paying bills and shredded the un-needed portions.<br /><br />I have to admit.... I have even shredded "special offers" from unsolicited credit cards and mailed the...
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    Hey Police Officers RANT

    :mad: The other night my car was hit and damaged in a mall parking lot. Upon discovery (at night in a snow storm it appeared as the license plate was damaged... in the daylight it showed all the damage) I contacted my insurance company and I was told I needed a police report. I contacted...
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    Senior Center Hypnotized!

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.<br /><br /><br />As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three...
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    Virus Alert

    Virus Alert! But the fix seems easy!<br /><br /><br />Beware, I-boats There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. :eek: <br /><br /><br />This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or...
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    Long Winter

    Yup.....going to be a long winter!<br /><br /><br />Enjoy -<br /> http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf <br /><br /><br /> :D
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    Paging Alden

    You should get on the frappr map! I am the only one in VT and right now you are the only active person in NH.<br /><br /> http://www.frappr.com/iboats <br /><br /><br />Bob
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    Gas prices AGAIN rant rant rant rant

    Wow a 17 cent jump in one week??? :mad: Is it this area or is everyone else getting the treatment.<br /><br />Unleaded cheap regular last week $2.14 this morning $2.26 and this evening $2.31 :mad: <br /><br />Anyone have a clue?
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    MSDS HAZMAT sheet

    Hmmmm is this a technical topic or a chat topic? <br /> :D :D
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    Santa Writes To The U.S. South URGENT

    Santa Writes To The U.S. South<br /><br /><br />I regret to inform you that this Christmas Eve I will not serve the South since my contract has recently been renegotiated by the Fairies and Elves Union, Local 11. :( I'm sure your children will be in good hands with the local replacement, my...
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    Diamond Pet food RECALL URGENT

    http://www.diamondpetfood.com/DiamondPet/news.php?data=9 <br /><br />And it's the brand I use! I am happy to say what I have at home does not match the numbers.<br /><br />Check yours.<br /><br />Merry Christmas.
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