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  1. Dave Abrahamson

    IT'S FREAKIN' SNOWING AT BRISTOL!!

    OK, last week...it rained...that happens..now what? "OK..the lights are off on the pace plow...one to go till green" :p :D
  2. Dave Abrahamson

    Indian Yoga VS Irish Yoga

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  3. Dave Abrahamson

    A Priest walks into a pub....

    Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, <br />"Do you want to go to heaven?" <br /> <br />The man said, "I do Father." The Priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." <br /><br />Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to...
  4. Dave Abrahamson

    Redhead joke

    Redhead mating call: "Gee, I'm drunk!"<br /><br />Ugly redhead mating call:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..."I SAID..I'M DRUNK"<br /><br />(Ok..it was originally a blond joke...but I admit...
  5. Dave Abrahamson

    The Bathtub Test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. <br />During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. <br /><br />"Well," said the...
  6. Dave Abrahamson

    Hey eeboater

    Found you a new avitar ;) <br /><br />
  7. Dave Abrahamson

    Screw pulled out

    On the forward deck of my boat, the hinge securing one of the storage/fish box lids pulled out of the deck. It was simply a wood screw into the gel coat/fiberglass deck. What would be a good fix? Marine-tex,drill and rescrew? Dowel? (would have to be a really small dowel)No access to underneath...
  8. Dave Abrahamson

    How many dogs.......

    ......does it take to change a light bulb? <br /><br /><br />1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? <br /><br /><br />2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring...
  9. Dave Abrahamson

    C5A Galaxy

    I remember JB mentioning this huge bird in a recent post. Kinda puts in perspective when you consider that it's a KC-135 (Boeing 707) refueling him. They say the "bow wake" (this is a boating forum after all) is enough that the pilot flying the KC-135 has his hands full with the galaxy behind...
  10. Dave Abrahamson

    Am I gonna catch he!! from LF for this?

    Male vs Female ATM procedures.<br />(sorry if you've seen it already)<br /><br /><br />MALE PROCEDURE: <br /> <br />1. Drive up to the cash machine. <br /> <br />2. Put down your car window. <br /> <br />3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. <br /> <br />4. Enter amount of cash required and...
  11. Dave Abrahamson

    Fax Spam (RANT!!)

    Y'all get junk faxes? I seem to be the recipient of a lot of junk faxes. Mostly mortgage companies promising low % rates. I have the sneaking suspicion that the # they give you at the bottom of the page to supposedly remove your # from their list, just proves to them that there is actually a...
  12. Dave Abrahamson

    Martyr Maddness

    Another riot causing offensive cartoon...naaahhhh ;) :D :eek: <br /><br />
  13. Dave Abrahamson

    These guys are nutz!! (pics)

    Hope no one sneezes! Sure wouldn't take much to snag a wheel and nose over real quick-like. REAL light touch on the stick! :eek: :eek: <br /><br /> <br /> <br />
  14. Dave Abrahamson

    Aunt Karen

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:<br />Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at<br />the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1<br />by 1 began to tell their stories.<br /><br />"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"<br /><br />"Yes ma'am. My daddy...
  15. Dave Abrahamson

    corrosion inhibitor

    What do ya'll use on the powerhead for corrosion protection? Corrosion-X is gettin' a little pricey. Are there many alternatives? Something safe for electrical, paint and hoses?
  16. Dave Abrahamson

    Ba-dum-pum

    A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. <br /><br />Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" <br /><br />Customer says, "Female." <br /><br />Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" <br /><br />Customer says, "White." <br /><br />Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim...
  17. Dave Abrahamson

    Daytona top 5

    Let's see who comes closest.<br />My picks:<br />Gordon<br />Stewart<br />Jr<br />Truex<br />Johnson<br /><br />I know there's a few of us NASCAR nuts out there ;)
  18. Dave Abrahamson

    Dang Yankees

    A New York family of baseball supporters headed out one Saturday to shop <br />for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a <br />Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox <br />fan and I would like this Boston jersey for my...
  19. Dave Abrahamson

    J Danforth Quayle

    Soooooo was the VP tryin' to blast this guy and got a lawyer my mistake or.................There's gotta be a joke in there somewhere <br />
  20. Dave Abrahamson

    Weird Illusion

    You may feel funny walking back from your computer, but, if you back up 8 feet or so, the images swap.....Angry man is now on the right. Weird huh?<br /><br />
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