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  1. Dave Abrahamson

    Florida's not alone

    There are storms in places other than sunny Florida. Here is some storm damage from Sweeden. <br />Be warned....it's not for the faint of heart. It sure is scary what mother nature can dish out when she gets angry. (Be sure to read the text first)<br /><br /> Sweeden storm damage
  2. Dave Abrahamson

    Spell cheque

    Spell cheque EYE Halve a spelling chequer.<br />It caame with my peas sea.<br />It plainly marques, for my revue,<br />miss steaks eye kin knot sea.<br />Eye strike a key and tipe a word<br />and weight four it two say <br />weather eye am wrong oar write. <br />It shows me strait a weigh.<br...
  3. Dave Abrahamson

    ? for JasonJ (or another bug killin' expert)

    Hi Jason,<br />I noticed in another thread(didn't wanna hijack it), that you are an exterminator. Just to pick your brain for a minute, I have a carpenter ant problem. I have already dug a trench around my house and applied DemonTC, and then dusted my attic with a cocktail of Borid and Delta...
  4. Dave Abrahamson

    ? for JasonJ(or another bug killin' expert)

    Hi Jason,<br /> I noticed in another thread(didn't wanna hijack it), that you are an exterminator. Just to pick your brain for a minute, I have a carpenter ant problem. I have already dug a trench around my house and applied DemonTC, and then dusted my attic with a cocktail of Borid and Delta...
  5. Dave Abrahamson

    Language barrier

    A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever<br />after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in<br />English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real<br />problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she<br...
  6. Dave Abrahamson

    Anagrams

    From someone with way to much time on their hands...<br /><br />DORMITORY: <br />When you rearrange the letters: <br />DIRTY ROOM<br /><br /> PRESBYTERIAN: <br />When you rearrange the letters:<br />BEST IN PRAYER<br /><br /><br /> DESPERATION: <br />When you rearrange the letters: <br />A ROPE...
  7. Dave Abrahamson

    Merc/FOMOCO

    I know this may be a silly question to all of the more informed persons than I, BUT...<br />Was Mercury ever part of the Ford Motor Co. or is the name just a coincidence?
  8. Dave Abrahamson

    New catfish bait found

    Just use a red childs basketball(if you can figure out how to put it on a hook)<br />Check it out.. http://www.bigfishtackle.com/cgi-bin/gforum/gforum.cgi?post=141312;search_string=search_string;guest=2042292
  9. Dave Abrahamson

    Monday Quickies

    QUICKIES...<br /><br /><br /> 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assalted.<br /><br /><br /> 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says<br />"I'll serve you, but<br />don't start anything."<br /><br /> 3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says,<br /> "Sorry we don't serve<br...
  10. Dave Abrahamson

    Can you relate to any of these?

    I'm thinking #2, #5, #7 and #8<br /><br /><br />1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.<br /><br />2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.<br /><br />3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said...
  11. Dave Abrahamson

    Why is it...

    Everyone around here puts there .02 cents in but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"?<br />Someone's makin' a penny and I want in. :p
  12. Dave Abrahamson

    Sellin' stuff

    I thought the mods have always warned about trying to hype/sell your own products on this <br />board, yet when anyone asks a question about hydrofoils, N*******n always tells them to buy his smart tabs instead. :confused: ?????? :confused: Is this because iboats advertises/sells them for...
  13. Dave Abrahamson

    Seafoam decarb

    When you guys decarb with the seafoam spray, do you use one can per cylinder or one can for the entire engine? 1983 Johnny 90 V4<br /><br />Thanks <br />Dave
  14. Dave Abrahamson

    Tilt Tube Trouble

    1983 Johnson 90 V4 Seahorse<br />Has anyone had any luck cleaning out a corroded tilt tube with a brake cylinder hone? Any other tricks to get the guck out?<br />I don't think it needs replacement, I just want to clean it up and put a nut w/zerk fitting to keep it lubed as it's always operated...
  15. Dave Abrahamson

    Yet another prop question

    I'm running a 12 3/4 x 17 stainless on a 1983 Johnson v4 90 HP (J90TLCTE). The motor is mounted on a 1975 Wellcraft Airslot 165. I'm turning about 5300-5500 RPM WOT. top speed is about 35 MPH (cheap water pitot speedo). It seems like a smallish prop for a 90HP but the r's are where they are...
  16. Dave Abrahamson

    Lake Ontario, NY...advice?

    Hi all,<br />I will be going fishing with my brother-in-law to Henderson Harbor in NY,(Pulaski,Oswego area),this Memorial Day weekend.<br />What can I expect for action? I hear Walleye season opens around then. How about Salmon and Lakers? <br />Any tips?<br />I've never fished the Great Lakes...
  17. Dave Abrahamson

    Lake Ontario NY

    Hi all,<br />I will be going fishing with my brother-in-law to Henderson Harbor in NY,(Pulaski,Oswego area),this Memorial Day weekend.<br />What can I expect for action? I hear Walleye season opens around then. How about Salmon and Lakers? <br />Any tips?<br />I've never fished the Great Lakes...
  18. Dave Abrahamson

    Its true....really

    I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating the fact that the year 2000 is "MM" in Roman numerals), when I ran into a friend whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been...
  19. Dave Abrahamson

    The Magician

    OK There is this magician, he calls someone from the audience up on stage to assist him with his next trick.<br />He hands the guy a sledge hammer and tells him to whack him in the head as hard as he can.<br />So naturally the guy says "aaaaalllright"<br />The magician proceeds to lay his head...
  20. Dave Abrahamson

    Fueling mishaps

    Didn't happen to me personally, but my old boss was a little upset after pumping about a hundred-some-odd gallons of fresh water.....into the diesel fuel tank of a 51' Hatteras. :eek: <br /><br />He felt a little better when he found out his slip neighbor had someone pump about 50 gallons of...
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