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  1. Tyme2fish

    Trashy people

    I went fishing today and had arrived at the ramp early and was waiting for my fishing buddy. I had a few items of trash in my truck so I walked over to the trash can ( 60 feet from where I parked) to dispose of my trash. Then I looked at the parking area and surrounding grassy areas and was...
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    A memory of my father

    In 1971 I took a furlough from the Army in order to go on a fishing trip to Strawberry Lake in Minesota with my father. One evening on the lake, we observed lightning way off in the distance in the reflection off the clouds and setting sun. A slight hint of thunder would slowly roll over us as...
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    News from Louisville,KY

    A small suburb of Louisville, KY is under fire for hiring a convicted felon and drug user for Parks Director. The Director was recently arrested for possession of crack cocaine and drunk driving. This was his 9th arrest. He tendered his resignation. The city council now wants to pass a drug...
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    Image is everything? Left foot reverse.

    In the late 90's my youngest son was the starting QB for the local High School football team. He was very concerned about his "image" as a freshman in High School. He envied the "richer" kids and the possesions their parents owned. He was handsome, physically fit, and excelled in academics. He...
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    There oughta be a law.

    I live in the country and we're about 20 miles from town. Southern Indiana has Harbor Freight and BassPro less than 2 miles apart. I clip coupons for Harbor Freight and use my Rewards Points for Basspro, but dang, I always spend too much money in those places for stuff I want but don't really...
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    What are your funeral plans?

    I just can't see spending 5k or so on a coffin and another 2k for a hole in the ground. I've told my wife I want to be cremated and have told her of my wishes in how to dispose of my cremains. What are your plans?
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    My wife's new name

    I've given my wife her new American Indian name of Three Horses. Why? Nag,Nag,Nag:D
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    How can I adjust my sleep habits?

    Quitired the last of January 2008 after working 14 years on 3rd shift. Work a week off a week. I was doing fine for a while, sleeping at night and awake during the day. Then my doctor wanted a sleep duty done on me for apnea. I couldn't sleep correctly during the study with the 3,000 electrodes...
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    T2F tries to best a Btuvi story:

    The moon was full that night we cruised the Ohio River. It was the summer the chicadis had hatched and the fish were on the bite. I was fishing with my friends Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl. Tyme got drunk and can't remember a thing about it. The End:D:D My...
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    Boycott Budweiser

    Help me in boycotting Anheuser-Busch since they are sellouts to a foreign company. Drop your beer off at my house & I will dispose of it. We'll teach those bastards! Thanks, Tyme2fish
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    Add me to the list.

    I met my boating partner at the ramp right before sun up. He always has trouble starting my boat, so I'm always behind the boat wheel and he backs up the last few feet to launch. His last words were, "Did you untie all the straps. The boat will not come off the trailer. I then realize that I...
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    Big thanks to Kiwi Phil

    I just received my package of spoons from Kiwi Phil. I received 22 lures (spoons) in exchange for one old stinky T-Shirt.:eek::eek: A big, big, thank you to Phil and his brother.:D:D:D
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    Thanks on alerts to Mods?

    Are there ever any thanks or comments sent to the "alerter" on inappropriate posts? I don't want to hit the alert button in a frenzy, but if I see a "bad" post I'll hit the alert button. Is there ever feedback on this action? Really, I'm just trying to help the Mods. Might get some brownie points.:p
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    Location of boat name?

    Here's my boat. I'm wanting to name her Tyme2fish. Any ideas on location of decals?Towards the stern on the upper blue section? Bow blue or white area? Don't want to be an idiot and place name in the wrong location
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    Need Help?

    Saw a billboard that said: 'Need help, call Jesus.' 1-800-005-3787 ...Out of curiosity, I called. A Mexican showed up with a tow truck
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    First shave in 15 years

    It's hot in Southern Indiana so I got a wild hair (pun intended) and shaved my beard of 15 years. The first pic is after I "let" it go for 6 months. Second pic is me chin naked.:eek::eek: I didn't know I had waddle chins!!! Guess I'll grow it back as soon as the weather turns colder.
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    Broken Tub

    Our hot tub is under repair. The wife and I wanted to use it last night and I told her I could hook up the trolling motor to it to act like jets and circulate the water. I might be a redneck. Well off redneck but redneck just the same!!!:D:D
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    Mods, example of problem

    Here's what happens when I type in that word. pur*******************
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    Mods, I have a problem

    I cannot type in the word with the first letter P second letter U third letter R, 4th letter C 5th H 6th A 7th S 8th E P U R C H A S E It comes out with the first 3 letters followed by asteriks or those starry things. What's going on with this?? :confused::confused: I just change the word to...
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    New use for Windex

    When you get the urge to run around naked, just lightly spray a little Windex on yourself. How does this help? Everyone knows Windex helps prevent streaking.:D:D
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