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    Hillbilly Businessman

    You all may have heard this one, my apologies in advance if you have:<br />> <br />> Young Kenny, a hillbilly who moved to Texas, bought a donkey<br />> > from<br />> > a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next<br />> <br />> > day.<br />> > But the next day he drove...
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    Joke for Lent

    > On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with<br />> great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic<br />> husband had settled down on the couch.<br />> <br />> When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he<br...
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    Avatar test

    Got a little puter time on my hands tonite. Thought I'd change sigs and try to use one of them thar avatar thingys.
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    Redneck Fishing License

    Subject: Fishing License?<br /><br /><br />>A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice<br />>chests of fish.<br />>He was leaving a cove well known for it's fishing.<br />>The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those <br />>fish?"<br...
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    Antivirus Question

    Question for the 'puter whizzez among us: I just uninstalled Norton antivirus on my laptop and installed the free version of AVG. The speed increased dramaticly. I had no idea that Norton was such a huge resource hog. I'm going to do the same or a similar thing to my desktop. My question is...
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    5 Rules for Men

    >> FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE:<br />> >><br />> >> 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at<br />> >> home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.<br />> >><br />> >> 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.<br />> >><br />> >> 3. It's...
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    Immigration test

    Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.<br /><br /><br />The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, <br />except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot <br />enter the United States of America." <br /><br />Mujibar said...
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    The Happy Taxpayer

    Dear IRS,<br />Enclosed is my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.<br />Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the<br />Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a<br />toilet seat.<br />I am enclosing four toilet seats...
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    Redneck Humor for the day

    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder<br />> > 1. All the DNA is the same.<br />> > 2. There are no dental records.
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    What scares you most?

    Slow Friday night. Thought it might be an interesting thread. What scares you most: spiders? snakes? death? poverty? Personally, I'm not too fond of arachnids, but I guess some kind of harm or tragedy befalling my family or close circle of friends would qualify as scary to me.
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    Redneck Valentine

    Thought I'd share this one with you all:<br /><br /> <br />Valentines, Redneck Style <br /><br />Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue<br />And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.<br /><br />Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.<br />Softer than Blue's and without all...
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    Redneck Church

    Red Neck Church <br /><br />1. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. <br /><br />2. You Know You're in a Redneck Church if... People ask, when they learn that...
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    Increase your vocabulary

    The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.<br /><br /><br />Here are this year's winners:<br /><br />1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people...
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    Been away awhile

    Hi, all! I've been seriously tied up for a couple of months and unable to feed my iboats addiction except for a quick lurk occasionaly. I'd just like to wish all the good folks on this wonderful forum a belated Merry Christmas and a wish for a safe, happy, and healthy New Year. I don't post as...
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    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Hi, all! I haven't been on in a while and I've missed this place! I hope you are all safe and happy and I wish you and your families a very happy Thanksgiving. :)
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    Know It All Quiz

    I thought the know it alls on this board might find this one interesting ( I sure didn't know 'em all!)<br /><br /> <br />This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.<br...
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    Battery Restorer Liquids?

    Anybody have any experience with those "battery restorers"? I saw some at Wal Mart that came in liquid form to pour into the battery. Allegedly cleans the lead cells and makes for a better lead/acid chemical reaction after use. Good product or snake oil?
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    Anybody experienced with golf carts?

    I'm looking at an older model three wheel electric golf cart to convert to a light duty utility vehicle. I'm wondering if it would be stout enough for very light hauling(it has a little bed). Also, I have a pretty steep hill on my property and I wonder if it would be able to pull up it.<br...
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    Exxon Mobil record profit forecast

    This just reported on CNN:<br />Exxon Mobil has forecast this quarter's profit at 10 BILLION dollars. CNN stated that this is the largest profit quote by anyone in history. :eek: :eek: :eek:
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    Been gone for awhile

    Been gone for awhile Hi, everyone. I've been off the forum for a couple weeks. My back surgery rehab has been successful and I got back to work last week. Meanwhile, my son and his family came up from the New Orleans area to stay with us for a few days after Katrina. They got really lucky. Only...
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