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  1. JoeW

    Le Passport monsieur?

    The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.<br /><br />"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.<br /><br />The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.<br /><br />"Zen, you...
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    Something's not right!

    They've discovered that Nick Berg's e-mail address had been stolen and used by Moussaoui, the 20th hijacker that's now awaiting trial. Nick's father, a liberal activist claims that it happened when Nick let a stranger use his laptop on a bus in Oklahoma.<br />What are the chances?
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    A nice picture

    If your as sick over this prisoner abuse issue as I am, this might help keep things in perspective.<br />
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    Insurance companies. Any horror stories?

    I've been a customer of State Farm for about 20 years now. I've never had a problem with them. In the couple of accidents that I've had in that time, they have paid the claim without issue. They insure my house and boat too. I'm constantly receiving adds claiming that I can save big $ if I...
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    Preventive Maintenance

    I have a 1988 100hp Merc Ob. This motor has been great, but I'm wondering about what things I need to do to keep it that way. This motor has never had its impeller or t-stat replaced. Is this okay, or should I replace them now? What else should I be looking out for?
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    Who's more qualified?

    Who's more qualified to lead the team.... <br /><br /> Bush.... <br /> <br /> <br />Or <br />...<br /><br /> <br /><br />?
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    Monday funnies...Kids...

    Having kids can only be a pleasant, but disturbing experience. I hope this wont happen to you<br /><br />NUDITY <br />---------------------------<br />I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark...
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    Friday funnies

    I little humor that might be funnier if it weren't so true.<br /><br />Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when a rabid Rottweiler attacked one of them. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's...
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    Okay, let's hear em.

    What are your all time favorite funny one liners, comedy scenes etc from sit comes, or where-ever. <br /><br />I need some laughter here. <br /><br />I'll start off with one of my favorites. During one episode of Taxi, Christopher Lloyd (forget the character's name, he's the burned out...
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    Kerry Says

    EDIT: C'mon, Joe.<br /><br />If you want to argue real issues, do so.<br /><br />Don't print lies. . .about either candidate. JB
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    LubeDude or anyone: ugly gear oil question

    After a season of boating, the gear oil in my lower unit comes out really ugly. It looks like a light brown mud. Is this normal? Here's a picture.<br /> <br />UglyGearOil picture <br /><br />There appears to be no water in it, and it's very thick.<br /><br />Thanks!<br />Joe
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    What's happened to my beautiful city?

    Warning: Venting ahead....<br /><br />I was born & raised in the Mission Dist. of San Francisco. My dad was a house painter. We didn't have a lot of money, but we survived. I've either lived in or visited a few other cities around the world, Frankfurt, El Paso, Boston, Charleston S.C, Seattle...
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    TM Plug & Socket wiring

    I'm down to the last little bit of wiring for my 24v trolling motor. I've got what I hope is an easy question to answer for many of you. <br /><br />As recommended I've used a good quality 6 gauge wire to connect my 2 12v batteries in series. I've used a good quality 40 amp circuit breaker. Now...
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    What's your favorite quotation?

    OK! Here's the topic of the day. List your favorite quotation/saying whatever you want to call it. Put em here. I know I should have one handy, but I'm still thinking on it.
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    Are there too many conservatives on this forum?

    I've asked the following question in other topics, but I've never received a response from any of the democrats out there, so I'm giving the subject its own topic. Sometimes I think there are so many conservatives on this forum that the Dems get scared away. I'm truely looking for a perspective...
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    More Tuesday Humor

    A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. <br /><br />He said "Today, instead of a sermon, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, you sing a hymn about it.<br /> <br />The pastor shouted out "cross"...
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    You just can't make up stuff like this.

    I'm reading John Stossel's book "Give Me a Break." I highly recommend it! It's a real eye opener. Anyway, here's an interesting article that shows just how gullible people can be:<br /> Dihydromonoxide Banned <br /><br />Here's a link to the site that warns of the dangers of DHMO (chemical...
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    Friday funnies

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.<br /><br />He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde...
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    Google Humor!

    Weapons of Mass Destruction<br />----------------------------------------------<br /> Try this soon, before Google fixes its site:<br /> <br /> 1) Go to Google.com.<br /> <br /> 2) Type in (but don't hit enter): "weapons of mass destruction".<br /> <br /> 3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button...
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    Could they be brothers?

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