.03 cent tip

[Bob_VT]

A man finished his meal at a restaurant and left his tip: three pennies.<br /><br /><br />As he walked out, his waitress mumbled, loud enough for him to hear, "You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."<br /><br /><br />The man spun around, and asked, "Really? What exactly does my tip say to you?"<br /><br /><br />"Well," she replied, "this first penny says you're a thrifty man."<br /><br /><br />Barely concealing his pride, the man said, "True enough."<br /><br /><br />She continued, "And this second penny tells me you're a bachelor."<br /><br /><br />Surprised, he said, "Well, yes, I am."<br /><br /><br />"And this third penny tells me that your father was, too!"<br /><br />

 

[JB]

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[heycods]

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Cheep Bassturd

 

[ndemge]

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Is a Bass Turd anything like a Crappie Turd?

 

[scrapper]

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Good un !

 

[RubberFrog]

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[Tyme2fish]

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Are you talking about me?

 

[Tyme2fish]

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Oops. Double post. My bad.

 

[llfish]

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Sounds about right.

 

[heycods]

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Originally posted by NoelMG:<br /> Is a Bass Turd anything like a Crappie Turd?

verry simular just larger, both tast like fish<br />sH!tt.

 

[KnottyBuoyz]

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Did ya ever hear the one 'bout the Scotsman who left his change on the bar? Not likely ya ever will either!

 

[Braxton]

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[Twidget]

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Dont talk about my brother in law that way.

 

[RPJS]

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Originally posted by KnottyBuoyz:<br /> Did ya ever hear the one 'bout the Scotsman who left his change on the bar? Not likely ya ever will either!

You have to find a scotsman who will pay for a round of drinks before you can find on who is given change.<br /><br /> <br /><br />I'm not having a dig at you Stan <br />Anyway your almost English, you've lived south of the wall for so long.<br /><br />

 

[JRJ]

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