10, 10 diffferent shampoos

kei9th

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10 different shampoos and conditioners+ bar soap. i only use bar soap. i have short hair, very short. what is the reason for ten bottles of hair crap? do we really need this or do the commercials really tell the TRUTH to my wife? the crap i spend money on.
 

marlboro180

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

I hear you bud.

Bar o soap is fine for me. Mrs M, and little M, 6 bottles of shampoo, 5 bottles of conditioner, even more for the leave in stuff.....chicks....whatcha goanna do.
 

eaglejim

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

She(you are) is helping to pay for the commercials :D
 

Bill Kilgore

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

If I had any say in anything around here, I would buy a 30 or 50 gallon drum of Suave shampoo, and say 'here you go..."

As it is, who knows how many of what 'curling', 'straightening', 'volumizing', 'clarifying'. 'frizzy to smooth', 'medicated', 'color locking', 'for highlighted', and 'everyday' shampoo's we have in this place. And that is just the 13 yo daughter.

I don't have enough room to go into the different lotions, creams etc. that the boss has. Man I need a cosmetics factory.
 

roscoe

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

18 of hers in our shower, + 6-8 more in the cabinet
 

Kiwi Phil

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

Just had a shower and counted 8 different bottles, one about 2 litre big with a pump top. Just had to ask what was in it..."its a special soap for my skin and it is really good on my hips and legs" (I was just about going to say something but thought, maybe not).

You guys got the ad on TV.
Middle aged couple are getting dressed to go out, facing away from each other, and she asks, 'does my butt look fat in this dear', and with out hesitation, nor turning around, he replies, 'no darl, you look lovely'.
Now he is a wise man.

We are off out to dinner in 30 mins.
Wife is in the robe as calls out, 'which do you think is the best'. I go in and there she is in her shiny knickers and fancy top with a boot on a foot and a shoe on the other.
So I say 'the boots', and guess what she is wearing now (30 mins later)....2 shoes!!
I only act stupid....I know how to get her to wear the shoes.

So my point, just let it all happen, never question anything in this area, and as my old sheila reminds me; 'you don't want to go spoiling all your fun now do you Phillip'.

Cheers
Phillip
 

kenmyfam

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

As our daughters grew up and moved on there became significantly less items cluttering the bathrooms.
As our sons grew up and moved on the bar soap lasted a little longer :D
 

Bob_VT

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

Shampoo is harmless........ she could have collections of expensive stuff....... there are worse things to be concerned about.

If my wife wants to dedicated a shelf to shampoo ....... I slip into my gun room and look at the various types of ammunition I have ;) We all have our collection habits.

Imagine if your wife peeked into your tool box :eek: and saw all of the screwdriver's we have :D
 

NelsonQ

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

I have a wife and almost teenage daughter. I have several bottles of $30-40 shampoo/treatments for various conditions/seasons/colour, blah, blah, blah.

The way I see it, if they're happy, so am I.

Besides if I start counting all the 'useless' stuff, I'm afraid a trip to the garage/boat, etc will be in order. Honestly, how many of us own at least 3 sets of the same sockets for example (I know in some cases I have as many as 8 or 9) I see a sale and just have to have one more set of deep 3/8 sockets.

That's a battle I'm not willing to lose or jeopardize. I like my 'useless' stuff too. :D:D
 

ezmobee

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

The worst is when you go to the grocery store and she asks you to pick up a bottle of this stuff for her. IT'S ALWAYS DISCONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!
 

kei9th

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

wait now my tool box and the fact i have at least 5 different 10 mm sockets has nothing to do with this, plus she is not allowed in my tool box cause i have found screwdrivers in the silverware drawer.
 

lncoop

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

It's best not to think about it.
 

Nandy

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

The worst thing in my case is not the 10+ bottles of shampoo in the shower but that when she buys one she also gets a different body wash for me.... I keep telling her that I dont want to smell like a fricking fruit salad but she wont stop...
 

kenmyfam

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

The worst thing in my case is not the 10+ bottles of shampoo in the shower but that when she buys one she also gets a different body wash for me.... I keep telling her that I dont want to smell like a fricking fruit salad but she wont stop...

Ah yes, the great smell of grapefruit and pineapple to take to work with you !:D
Been there :eek:
 

642mx

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

I bet there are 20 different types of soap, shampoo, whatever.... in our shower. We even have a basket for it all that hangs on the shower head. In the bathroom closet we have maybe 100 bottles of lotions, more shampoo's and chemicals that I have no clue of there use or purpose.

For myself, I have one bottle of the cheapest shampoo I can find, and my Irish Spring body wash.... that's all I require. :)
 

Tig

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

I was out of town with my wife and daughter a couple weeks back. When I showered I was faced with many strange bottles and no glasses to help me identify shampoo. Having learned this lesson before, I washed my hair with the bar soap.
 

marlboro180

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Re: 10, 10 diffferent shampoos

I was out of town with my wife and daughter a couple weeks back. When I showered I was faced with many strange bottles and no glasses to help me identify shampoo. Having learned this lesson before, I washed my hair with the bar soap.

I was like that once, but instead of the the bar soap , Mrs. M left the bottle of Nair closest to the front...:eek: Did not do a thing for my receding hairline at all, but it sure burns the eyes...
 
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