2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

[KeltonKrew]

12:06 A.M. - 7:00 A.M. Nancy Pelosi/Harry Reid: Why Americans who don't
think exactly like us are big, stupid, poopy-heads.
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7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non-religious prayer and worship --
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. "Free Saddam" Rally
-- Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper
etiquette for surrender - French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin
Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom
fighters from Guantanamo Bay
9:40 P.M. Sean Penn - Why I hate the Military
-- A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented
Truth in Broadcasting award, presentation by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. Howard Dean - How George bush
and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers --
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals --
John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

 

[RubberFrog]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

nice

 

[Pony]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

You forgot

10:00 A.M. How to create a fundraiser with Tom Delay
10:30 A.M. How to pick up High Schoolers with Mark Foley
11:00 A.M. How to purchase stock in Big Oil



Oh wait thats the Republican Convention........................................Both parties suck IMHO

 

[i386]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

I don't care who you are. That's funny.

 

[Boomyal]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

I don't care who you are. That's funny.

Easy for you to say i, to many, the truth hurts.

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Rehub, retread......

 

[JB]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Used mud.

 

[imported_Curmudgeon]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Used mud.

Yeah, it's old news ... but still defines the Donks pretty well. God help us if the party of Kerry and Pelosi takes over .. 8)

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Used mud.

Yeah, it's old news ... but still defines the Donks pretty well. God help us if the party of Kerry and Pelosi takes over .. 8)

No, if the Dems take over, then He all ready has.........JK

 

[imported_Curmudgeon]

Re: 2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda

No, if the Dems take over, then He all ready has.........JK

Uh huh, right ... :}