A funny story

pjc

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Re: A funny story

whos name was Whoseen, and say on trial I go, I do not know, when I will ever be..........
 

Kenneth Brown

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held accountable for all of the terrible bs I have done. I will be opening a QuikiMart in .....
 

KeltonKrew

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Houston to take advantage of the situation. I think I can sell a ton of...
 

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expired MRE's (sorry I just couldn't help it) and then I'll be runnin' from the . . .
 

KeltonKrew

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oompa loompa's that escaped from the Chocolate Factory when JB...
 

KaGee

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what looked to be Willy Wonka. Then he...
 

all thumbs

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realized it was omc's beach cam showing a picture of...
 

cpj

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fifteen yard gnomes dancing in little tiny speedo's while while yelling......
 

cpj

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...so tight that it is cutting off the bloodflow to my tiny little gnome......
 

all thumbs

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fingers. Then looking at his hands he found fish attached , and knew that...
 

cpj

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it would be hard to explain to his wife why he came home smelling like...
 

snapperbait

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a tin of tuna-fish...... But then the tiny gnome thought up a brilliant excuse... He.....
 

pjc

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........the pockets of a dude who calls his self Whoseen and claims it's "magic Arabian Fairy Dust", that can create "Mass Catastrophe and Destruction"............
 
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