A funny story

cpj

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Re: A funny story

a 400 pound woman who was in the lake trying trying to find her.....
 

Wimperdink

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Re: A funny story

bent over. She screamed...<br /><br />(when this is all over someone needs to type up the whole story as created by iboaters.. this is wayyyyy too funny)
 

cpj

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look at those outriggers! why in the world would you...
 

Wimperdink

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consider using a real canoe when you can have a gorgeous toy like that. To change the subject I went about wiping the...<br /><br /><br /> :D :D :) :D :D <-- cheeks are starting to hurt from laughing.
 

cpj

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fiberglass resin off of my outriggers...<br /><br /><br />(were not done with canoe in two yet :D )
 

snapperbait

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when I looked over in the corner, and there was the other half of the canoe I cut in two...... "Humm"... What to do .........
 

Wimperdink

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"Make a trailer for the fat lady I hit?" I pondered.. then it occurred to me....
 

cpj

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if I just made some outriggers for the fat lady and attached a four horse outboard....
 

brother chris

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the right thing to do, but then again, it was Monday morning and a dog came running to...
 

stan_deezy

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...wish me the best of luck....<br /><br /><br />(memo to self: cut down on the medication)
 

deputydawg

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extracting the juice from that d@$# donkey. But the stupid dog...
 

deputydawg

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and my Viagra. What a night that turned out to be when I opened the pages and found...
 
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